Yoghurt rag

A way of cleaning up ones bollock yoghurt.

Don’t go in there Mam that’s where I keep my yoghurt rag.

by Richmond says.. July 06, 2018

Yoghurt Water Humour

Yoghurt water humour is essentially a more simplistic version of Gen Z humour, consisting of very random actions/wrods (typically in greek for some reason) that tingle the laugh triggers in your brain.

1. ΣΙΕΡΟΚΌΜΟΣ ντορεμιφασολασιντο (example of yoghurt water humour)
2. ΒΑΒΥΛΌΝΙΟΙ ΧΟΥΕΑΥΟΥΓΙΑΓΙΑΤΟΥΠΑΠΜΟΥ. (example of yoghurt water humour)
3. Αγρός. (example of yoghurt water humour)

by Ariochos March 11, 2024

Bread or yoghurt

The most sickening savgsness you could ever say to your sister

Bread or yoghurt?

by Thunderclap1 May 29, 2018

toe in the yoghurt

When you mess something up or stuck your Willy where it didn’t belong

I gone done stuck my toe in the yoghurt again

by Yoghurtpalz July 08, 2024

White Yoghurt

Slang term for sperm (rhyming skill you motherfucker).

Awh man she got his white yoghurt all over her skirt.

by Effervescence July 08, 2013

Wedding yoghurt

The kind of yoghurt used to consummate one's marriage, you get the jizt

The bride decided to keep on her veil during the reception, as her face was covered with wedding yoghurt.

by Freepalastine milkshakespeare October 31, 2023

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."

by yupyepyep June 04, 2017