redneck yoga

redneck yoga (noun):

1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.

2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.
1) "Hold on to the bedsheets, Charlene! Me and Cena are gonna fuck you sideways!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"
by nicktherushnut February 25, 2014
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yoga roll

when a man puts his legs over his head and spreads his anus for all to view
Wow, did you just see Jeff do a yoga roll, i thought i saw a testicle?
by Dolla Bill 14 January 09, 2009
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Tushy yoga

The Yiddish word for a person's privates is tush /or tushy for a light hearted twist. Masturbation can be uncomfortable to talk about so one family have been known to refer to it sensitively as tushy yoga.
Mum: What are you doing Rivky? 3 year old Rivky: I'm doing tushy yoga Mum: stop that right now
by Samantha100 June 11, 2018
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Yoga ite

Fella who loves spandex and loves to express his body
Once a stiff nucklehead the yoga ite feels the freedom of wearing tights and reaching his potential
by Thor0369 December 15, 2016
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impact yoga

Code for sex
Girlfriend: ok babe I’m off to my impact yoga
Boyfriend: ok be careful this time hun you had bruises from the last time
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yoga-spouse

A married woman or man who does not have to work to help his/her family financially survive. He/she may choose to work part-time or full-time but does so from a hobbyist point of view. He/she may enter and leave the workforce on a whim.

Even though a yoga-spouse may or may not be a parent, he/she is a care-free individual who has sufficient time to workout or socialize whenever he/she pleases. Financial burdens are far from his/her purview.
Amy quit her stressful job to spend more time at yoga class and socialize with her friends thus becoming a yoga-spouse.
by greenstreets March 17, 2020
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yoga totals

Idk I just typed in random words but
Points
I made this definition from the top of my head sorry if this isn't what it means
Emily: hey Rebecca how was the candy crush yoga totals?
Rebecca: I got a 19282819,292918189 score, so it went great!
so it like scores
by green is the best color August 07, 2022
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