redneck yoga (noun):
1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.
2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.
1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.
2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.
1) "Hold on to the bedsheets, Charlene! Me and Cena are gonna fuck you sideways!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"
by nicktherushnut February 25, 2014
by Dolla Bill 14 January 09, 2009
The Yiddish word for a person's privates is tush /or tushy for a light hearted twist. Masturbation can be uncomfortable to talk about so one family have been known to refer to it sensitively as tushy yoga.
by Samantha100 June 11, 2018
by Thor0369 December 15, 2016
Girlfriend: ok babe I’m off to my impact yoga
Boyfriend: ok be careful this time hun you had bruises from the last time
Boyfriend: ok be careful this time hun you had bruises from the last time
by HigherPrimate December 12, 2020
A married woman or man who does not have to work to help his/her family financially survive. He/she may choose to work part-time or full-time but does so from a hobbyist point of view. He/she may enter and leave the workforce on a whim.
Even though a yoga-spouse may or may not be a parent, he/she is a care-free individual who has sufficient time to workout or socialize whenever he/she pleases. Financial burdens are far from his/her purview.
Even though a yoga-spouse may or may not be a parent, he/she is a care-free individual who has sufficient time to workout or socialize whenever he/she pleases. Financial burdens are far from his/her purview.
Amy quit her stressful job to spend more time at yoga class and socialize with her friends thus becoming a yoga-spouse.
by greenstreets March 17, 2020
Idk I just typed in random words but
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I made this definition from the top of my head sorry if this isn't what it means
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I made this definition from the top of my head sorry if this isn't what it means
Emily: hey Rebecca how was the candy crush yoga totals?
Rebecca: I got a 19282819,292918189 score, so it went great!
so it like scores
Rebecca: I got a 19282819,292918189 score, so it went great!
so it like scores
by green is the best color August 07, 2022