yommi

Yommi - the act of breaking someone's heart to the point of extreme depression that psychological help is almost certainly needed

Person A: IM GONNA STAY UP NIGHT AND CHEER FOR CHELSEA AND ILL WATCH MAN UTD PULL AN ALEX AKA SCORE OWN GOAL

Person B (Big Man Utd supporter): You just crossed the line, why would u yommi me?

by akkid21 November 8, 2009

Yomish

people who live in PA and ride horse and buggy

jacks right yomish

by michalfgdfg March 2, 2011

Yosemite slam

The act of sneaking in two party popper pistols into the bedroom and shooting them off when the man cums scaring the girl after pulling out and finishing on her back so the confetti sticks to her.

Yah bro I gave my girl a real Yosemite slam last night I think she still has it stuck to her back.

by dirty randy March 19, 2015

Yomie

It is a a great shortened thing for to homie, that a female named amber himmelman made up and got it going around!

Person#1 "Yomie!!!"

Person#2 "YO bro! What's up!"

by The unkown fighter September 26, 2015

yosemite sam job

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.

Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.

by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016

yueming

Too Asian

Is Yueming coming? No, he's too Asian.

by Pineapple13 February 10, 2017

yolmi

A large penis

That boy Jamal has a yolmi

by Big dick Rex 24 June 29, 2017