Irish lawnmower

When tie your beard hair to your dick to beat off with

I just did the Irish lawnmower

by austinpokrant December 11, 2016

Lawnmowered

When you are scored on, or get black by Lan.

Nathan just got LAWNMOWERED!!

by The 4nswer October 19, 2008

Lawnmowered

Drunk

I was totally lawnmowered last night...

by SalmonJack May 13, 2015

lawnmower hair

a category of hairstyle popular amongst various contemporary urban countercultures (eg. steam punks, crusties), characterized by erratically shaved areas and inconsistent lengths. often paired with mullet and/or fauxhawk. probably DIYed. looks like it was cut like a lawnmower.

the community bike shop was full of unwashed millennials with lawnmower hair

by annyywayyss November 7, 2017

Lawnmowering

When you keep talking after a joke doesn't land or nobody gets a subject, and you keep sputtering nearly nonsensical words until the conversation just dies out. Usually a pretty numbing process.

Dude, stop talking. You're lawnmowering my brain into mush.

by UrbanCarrion July 25, 2019

Lawnmower

A wheeled device with a specifically crafted blade designed for cutting grass. Usually has 4 wheels and is pushed along like a shopping trolley, though sometimes they are small, automated 2 wheel machines, and in some cases are much larger and have a seat for riding on, for especially large lawns. The medium ones are often characterised by having a very sudden and forceful yanking of a cord to start the motor, or sometimes the noise they make.

I went out on the weekend and bought a new lawnmower

by Dattoastyboi July 11, 2020

Lawnmower

When a racer is so bad that he just forgets the road and drives on the grass, like a lawnmower

What a fucking lawnmower

by Finityboi July 11, 2020