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bollock yoghurt

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..
by asbo the guru May 18, 2018
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yoghurt tube

same as yogurt tube
Does that mean you're back riding that yoghurt tube?
by Chingachguk October 26, 2017
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frozen yoghurt

it means klomp is a fat cunt who has a small old hairy 1 cm chodus
Choo said to mcknob, gee that frozen yoghurt is just like klomp
by Da Haer May 14, 2017
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Spill Yoghurt

As a male, to masturbate to an ejaculatory climax.
"Yo, That girl is very attractive."

"I fully agree. For that girl, I'd gladly spill yoghurt."
by ButtMcStuffins August 10, 2019
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yoghurt licker

Someone who enjoys licking cum either off a man or woman
by Oj88 December 12, 2017
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Yoghurt male

Name: Whatever name you associate with someone who’s annoyingly good at everything.

Personality type : Yoghurty.

A yoghurt male is a wholesome male, who enjoys all things yoghurt, especially if it looks instagrammable, he will always endeavour to post his food and his much more interesting than average life for his friends to see.

Yoghurt males insist on being above the typical alpha and sigma males, simply because of their innate ability to be better than them without trying to be the best at everything or try to look like a successful person, they simply, just are.

They love to do achieve their daily tasks and single handedly do so with great esteem, whilst holding a yoghurt in the other hand.

They love going on ‘cute’ walks and hold hands with their woman in public with no care in the world, this comes from their confidence which radiates throughout the room by being funny, charming, yet humble, theyre a fan favourite with everyone in the room.

Yoghurt males are the pinnacle of mankind and excell at absolutely everything, it all comes naturally too them.
Friend 1: ‘Oh man hows that guy over there look so cool, i love his bracele…. Is that a muller corner in his hand, whilst he’s drinking his beer??’

Friend 2: ‘Oh that guy over there with the shades oh his head…. Thats Justin, we call him just in your pants, cause he’s that cool, I’ll introduce you too him later, such a sound guy’

Friend 1: ‘Woah thanks man, id love to meet him’

Friend 2: ‘Yeah sure, hes a proper Yoghurt male’
by Auxford jicktionary June 25, 2023
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Sausage Yoghurt

Other term used to describe the male ejaculate.
My girlfriend asked me for a pearl necklace but I missed and got sausage yoghurt all over her face and in her eyes.
by NikNakNoo June 25, 2015
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