Square watermelon

The ultimate insult no one can come back from

Joe “Steve you square watermelon”
Steve “I am defeated”

by Lana4smash October 17, 2019

Watermelons and pineapples

Another way of saying what the wap stands for

Kid: Mommy, what does WAP stand for?
Mom: Honey, it means watermelons and pineapples!

by hamburger2020 December 2, 2020

Watermelon sugar

anything that is trending for more time than should be.

Watermelon sugar has been watermelon sugar forever!

by fA1K0n March 6, 2021

watermelon jug

a large black penis

Wow look at tyrone's watermelon jug

by watermelonjug November 20, 2013

watermelon goblin

A name to describe someone who chows down on watermelon at alarming rates.

It is an insult. If someone takes pride in that name it's probably an unfunny girl that thinks she's funny.

Person 1: You should invite X to your party
Person 2: Oh hell nah! Do you know how much of a watermelon goblin he is?!

by JewishGrandpa July 19, 2019

Oversized Watermelon

Oversized Watermelon (1). Someone who acts like they're not a slut but they really are.

Bob: "Hey man, I banged Lisa last night."

Phil: "I thought she wasn't looking for love."

Bob: "No, she's just an oversized watermelon."

by Mr.Rot May 31, 2018

Watermelon patch

When you eat heaps of watermelon with seeds you then proceed to shit the seeds out into another mans mouth who inturn shits into the girls mouth ,this process i double filtered, after 24 hours fuck her in the arse and blow as much load as you can up her ,this will germinate and make the seeds fertile !she will shit out watermelons in the yard creating tasty watermelons for the kids.

I gave her a watermelon patch.

Shes a filthy bitch her backyard is full of watermelons

Watermelon sugar high

by Watermelon kids October 10, 2020