Wanking Time

A period of time in a day, or over multiple days, designated specifically for premeditated wanking. Often used by, and possibly invented by the British. Is more sophisticated than random wanking because of a longer period of time for preperation and clean-up.

"Sorry but in less than an hour its wanking time, I just can't meet with you today"

by nubcake October 16, 2006

George Washington Cake

A 2-layered white cake separated by a layer of strawberry jam commonly sliced and served covered with powdered sugar. It is predominantly served on the birthday of the first president of the United States or, failing that, on President's Day. It's origins are thought to go back as far as the Civil War where soldiers were known to Indian leg wrestle for the last piece of "GWC."

If I'm not with Mona, I'm jamming my George Washington Cake.

by Get out of Dodge February 12, 2010

wanking face

The face one pulls while in the act of masterbating

Lol you should see martins wanking face, it looks like his seen a ghost and got a wheelbarrow up his ass

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

time wasting

the thing your dong right now looking at this

googleing stuff is time wasting

by bogger1999 December 12, 2013

walking tabloid

Someone who spends all his time making up fake stories about his ex because he wants people to feel sorry for him.

He is a walking tabloid and the only people that will listen to his made up stories about her are the gutter trash losers that subscribe to him.

by LaDeena July 4, 2009

Washington Dolphin Diving

The process of setting up croquet rings and running slightly crouched through them so that your penis can slip through them and lift them from the ground in rapid succession.

Bill: "Hey look at Tim over there! He's quite good at Washington Dolphin Diving!"

Robert: "Yeah look at him tear those fuckers straight outta the ground!"

by I0I00 July 5, 2011

walking disaster

A person prone to accidents

Guy 1: Dang did you hear about what happened to Ashley the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah heard she fell down the stairs. That girl's a walking disaster.

by youissmart October 4, 2016