Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod

That front load washer sure made my dick shine

by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018

Noodle washer

A Guinea that stands there and washes his own angel hair repeatedly for countless hours.

Aye look that kid Ant Vitorio what a noodle washer.

by Jmac175 July 6, 2019

ball washer

the mouth, used in a derogatory sense

Bill won't shut up; he's been running his ball washer all day.

by Beaglebitch May 28, 2018

toilet washer

A toilet washer is an 8th grader

"Ayeee you're my favorite toilet washer "

by Whale niggers 😂 April 19, 2018

toss-washer

Derogatory name for a tranny's genetalia

Eat shit , you inbred toss-washer

by Ghostwing March 26, 2017

winnie washer

Someones mouth..

Shut your fucking winnie washer...

by Butter , cleveland tn March 12, 2018

jean washer

1. One who unknowingly washes jeans far too frequently than what is considered socially acceptable.

2. Idiot

(1) You don't know why you're washing those things, (2) You fucking jean washer you,

by Jeanwasher February 24, 2017