1.) One who is void of talent and tact. Loser or lay-about. A generally worthless human being.
2.) One who washes nickles for employment.
2.) One who washes nickles for employment.
1.) "That no good nickle washer stole my wallet."
2.) "Until this economy picks up, I've had to become a nickle washer to pay my bills."
2.) "Until this economy picks up, I've had to become a nickle washer to pay my bills."
by MeanJeanMcGee February 11, 2013

by Doobaloob January 14, 2017

by Surfer390 October 16, 2022

1) the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. Sam Washers are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. Sam Washers occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of Sam Washer as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a Sam Washer.
by Robyn Thorpe May 1, 2012

by NRShits September 12, 2020

A person who regularly partakes of the cleansing of sausages aka penis, dicks, cocks, shlongs, etc, etc, with their mouths.
WHAT?! You didn't know that Andy was a fuckin' sausage washer? That kids queerer than a 2 dollar bill, we're talkin Liberace style.
by Whodi aka Weezy September 2, 2010

by Ghostwing March 26, 2017
