after a hard round of anal sex while on my period my boyfriend decided to put a finger in my vagina and stick it in my ear hence the strawberry wet Wanda
by lirpaydoc March 25, 2022
Get the strawberry wet Wandamug. Ok... He's how you make something that isn't shit: So, Necro-Dr. Strange fights Wanda and loses. Instead of giving America Chavez a bullshit, cliche "You're so much stronger than you know you just have to BELIEVE!!!!" speech; he just loses. Wanda goes to steal America's powers she gets scared and opens up a portal to the other universe. Then the OTHER Wanda gets involved and you get a Wanda on Wanda fight. The other universe's Wanda loses (because she doesn't use the darkhold and is, therefore, weaker than MCEU Wanda) and, as she does, she is thrown through the portal to the universe she inhabits. MCEU Wanda follows through the portal and gloats as the kids rush over to their Wanda "Mom! Mom! Get up!" As MCEU Wanda approaches, the reality around them begins to distorted along with the voices of the kids. MCEU Wanda looks around, confused, as the illusion fades away around them. IT WAS A GRIEF DOME! IT WAS A GRIEF DOME THE WHOLE TIME! (Like the one from WandaVision!) So MCEU Wanda learns that her fantasy of living out the rest of her days with her children WAS A LIE! It turns out that ALL of the Wandas in ALL of the universes resign themselves to a life of isolation where they create an illusory dome and live out their motherhood fantasy because her kids aren't real!!! MCEU Wanda is dissolutioned.
She returns to her universe and she can collapse the temple on herself (whatever that's find I guess). Necro Dr. Stranger taps into America Chavez's mind (with magic or something) and opens up a portal to get himself and Rachel out of the universe they're in blah blah blah movie over there's of it is fine.
Hym "OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!! Isn't that better!? Sent a chill down your spine didn't it? The big reveal at the end? THAT is how you write something that doesn't suck! THAT is the ending of a Wanda movie that audiences don't hate! It's almost like I'm a genius who wrote a Hypertext upon which a multitude of anime characters, songs, and movie characters are based. None of which conflate the intimations of the text with the references in the hypertext. I would like to know how people know who I am and what I look like now, please. And who's profiting from my likeness."
Hym "OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!! Isn't that better!? Sent a chill down your spine didn't it? The big reveal at the end? THAT is how you write something that doesn't suck! THAT is the ending of a Wanda movie that audiences don't hate! It's almost like I'm a genius who wrote a Hypertext upon which a multitude of anime characters, songs, and movie characters are based. None of which conflate the intimations of the text with the references in the hypertext. I would like to know how people know who I am and what I look like now, please. And who's profiting from my likeness."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2022
Get the Wandamug. by Snailblazer November 4, 2023
Get the Wacka Wandamug. similar to a wet willy, but instead you wet your finger with your own ear wax and put it in someone’s ear
by megabinatoratron December 13, 2020
Get the wet wandamug. Originally “Yikes on bikes with Wanda Sykes!!” Used to show that you are surprised, shocked, or worried. When “yikes!” just doesn’t do it justice.
Jane: Did you see her lip injections? It looks like she got punched in the lip by Mike Tyson, look.
Person looking: Yikes on bikes Wanda 🚴🏿 ♀️🚴🏿 ♀️🚴🏿 ♀️
Person looking: Yikes on bikes Wanda 🚴🏿 ♀️🚴🏿 ♀️🚴🏿 ♀️
by Doodies May 2, 2023
Get the Yikes on bikes Wandamug. by Offdrea ×.× April 14, 2019
Get the Wandamug. General term for a creator of internet news. Wandas have a general distaste for facts. A Wanda will block and destroy anyone who stands in the way of her plans for wold domination. Wandas are known to be mass consumers of Pepsi.
Have a Pepsi, Wanda!
by AngeV2234 May 28, 2018
Get the Wandamug.