walking closet

The term "walk-in closet" as used by asshats who are accustomed to taking most things at face value, and never question the consequences of having a free-roaming closet running loose in ones home.

The master bedroom of this delightful apartment has a closet so large you can walk into it. It is, indeed, a walking closet.

by HeiZahn April 21, 2008

walking lick

When somebody sets themselves up to be easily robbed

Jimmy always walks around with all his money hanging out of his pockets he's a walking lick

by Big rasta April 20, 2016

walking boner

Horny beyond belief and wanting to fuck anything that moves.

I'm soo horny, I feel like a walking boner!

by mookie's zj June 23, 2011

walking cigar

A person who smells like smoke because of someone else's smoking habits. This condition is so bad that you can smell it from halfway across a school! The "walking cigar" is usually a fat person, which is why he is called the walking cigar and not the walking cigarette. He usually has no friends but still thinks he is cool. You will probably inhale some third degree smoke, so you'd better stay away from the walking cigar.

Guy 1: Eww can you smell that?!
Guy 2: Man, I think it's Jordan again, he's a walking cigar!

by *THAT* one guy April 20, 2014

Walking Like John Wayne

Used as a hyperbolic expression referring to a woman’s walk after a large amount of sex or sex with a man with a large appendage.

“Wow, she’s hot. A night with me and she’ll be walking like John Wayne”

by Brando1970 August 29, 2020

Walking Abortion

Someone who is so profoundly ignorant that you feel they should have been aborted at birth, yet they still walk the earth today.

That guy Joe is the literal definition of a walking abortion

by PickleSniffer69 July 16, 2021

pepi walkings

Phrase uttered to state that one has forgotten what they were going to say.

Metaphore Pepi (a dog) is the idea and has walked off without returning.

"So I said to him... ahh... Pepi Walkings"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004