The ghetto cousin that Target disowned where everything from fights to plumbers with buttcracks roam freely and without shame. The knockoff Bath and Body Works, shot guns, whiffle balls, ratchet bras where the wire will pop out in one use, ethnic hair products, goldfish tanks with many floating dead goldfish, and other useless shit are abundant here, most likely produced by labor wreaked kids in sweatshops along the Huang He river.
Lets go to Walmart so I can buy some knockoff Converse and some Drain-O. While I'm in there, I'm going to swing by the tampon isle and carefully evade two fights over some cheap ass Adidas.
by jigglypimp January 17, 2015
if your not going to join us then you will suffer the consiquences. it is the greatest store in the universe and i love working for them. try watching the wallmart episode of south park!!!
by kate wright July 16, 2005
The visit to a Walmart Supercenter for a one-stop-shopping of (mainly but not limited to) groceries and feeling good about having saved money.
by tushanbe February 10, 2010
by John Licker July 16, 2003
Aimlessly wandering inside a Walmart. Heading to the electronic section to spend a good few hours, then another hour of lapping the store. Taking a break at the usual subway, only to be followed by more wandering.
by shiekracy December 20, 2010
That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.
"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."
"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."
"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."
by benis phuccboi March 29, 2017
When a ethnic mother unleashes her crotch goblins into the local store we all know as Walmart.
They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.
They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.
It is best you take cover during these trying times.
They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.
They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.
It is best you take cover during these trying times.
by HughJass1986 July 10, 2023