A Pussy Worshiper is a term that describes a staggering percentage of males throughout the known world. A Pussy Worshiper is a creature with two testicles, a penis, and a brain that can only follow the orders of a female creature equipped with a pussy, regardless of whether or not the directions given were scientific, ethical, and/or logical. A Pussy Worshiper may NOT under any circumstances follow a male creature like themselves. They will drag their feet and scream and cry and die and protest like hell before they become receptive to the words of males; this no-longer unique class of subhumans only find comfort and sanctuary by following a female friend, a female neighbor, or even a female stranger. They will do anything to satisfy the pussy and with enough convincing, many of these worshipers do not mind it if their leader/significant other uses their pussy to satisfy the neighbor and his 47 buddies. Due to their wishy-washy character, lack of courage, and their dishonesty (with themselves, primarily), the Pussy Worshipers are thought to be responsible for most of the world's setbacks. They are an invisible instinctive tail of the female pussy they worship.
Jack: Would ya look at that, Nelson is having his 50th wedding anniversary with Sandie... sniffle...I'm sorry, Paul, it just brings a tear to my eye.
Paul (silently): On the slave-AHEM-Nelson's 49th wedding anniversary, he personally told me that he hated Sandie with a burning passion, that he couldn't stand her, and how one day, he'd... show her. Yeah, he'd stand up and show her who the goddamn man of the house is. Well, that never happened. I guess that ball and chain of his (wedding ring) keeps him flat on his ass. What a sad, sad predicament Nelson the Pussy Worshiper has lowered himself into. Clearly Jack doesn't know jackshit. #freeNelson
Paul (silently): On the slave-AHEM-Nelson's 49th wedding anniversary, he personally told me that he hated Sandie with a burning passion, that he couldn't stand her, and how one day, he'd... show her. Yeah, he'd stand up and show her who the goddamn man of the house is. Well, that never happened. I guess that ball and chain of his (wedding ring) keeps him flat on his ass. What a sad, sad predicament Nelson the Pussy Worshiper has lowered himself into. Clearly Jack doesn't know jackshit. #freeNelson
by notaworshiper July 29, 2022
Get the Pussy Worshipermug. When you worship the disco ball . You are a true party animal !!!
Always in the club, dancing. Worshiping that disco ball !
Always in the club, dancing. Worshiping that disco ball !
Where is karen? I need her to move her car
You outta luck shes at the club for 80s night, we all know shes a disco ball worshiper
You are very true. This is her 4th night in the club and its only Wednesday
You outta luck shes at the club for 80s night, we all know shes a disco ball worshiper
You are very true. This is her 4th night in the club and its only Wednesday
by UrbanDictionary.OG August 7, 2023
Get the Disco ball worshipermug. Lord of everything who owns a twitter cult and is the founder of one of the most wholesome religions the world has ever seen.
Person 1: Have you interacted with Lord Elmo today, fellow Elmoist?
Person 2: Of course, I would do anything to worship Lord Elmo.
Person 1: Good.
Person 2: Of course, I would do anything to worship Lord Elmo.
Person 1: Good.
by LoyalElmoist October 22, 2020
Get the Worship Lord Elmomug. Your typical female sea gull worshiper never touches a tampax in her life, being pregnant and/or nursing perpetually from puberty to menopause,
by tombradley May 23, 2006
Get the sea gull worshipermug. A religion that is closely related to spiritual satanism that believe in a real supernatual being called asmodeus who is all good and is a god of sex and supplier of all the good things in life. The style of all types of asmodeus worship is similar to satanism. Except that the have regular orgies as a rite to worship asmodeus and they use a priestess as a holy prostitute that they buy sex from as a mean to fund there sect.
by Deep blue 2012 September 5, 2010
Get the Spiritual asmodeus worshipmug. Wow, tomorrow is National Worship a Lauren day, gotta hope I don't accidently disrespect one of them.
by Yote_Maestro May 31, 2018
Get the National Worship a Lauren daymug. A type of as Asmodeus worship that is very to Materialistic satanism. The worshipers don't believe in any supernational beings and use him as a symbol for sex to worship sex.The style of worship is the same as in satanism except they have regular orgies to worship him by and they make use of a priestess called a holy prostitute that the worshipers buy sex from to fund there sect.
by Deep blue 2012 September 8, 2010
Get the Materialistic Asmodeus worshipmug.