Wonky

Completely fucked up and or barely functioning

Ashley: excuse me sir I can’t run today my ankles are wonky

Instructor: what the fuck does that even mean Ashley ?

by Rubi September 29, 2022

Wonky

odd, nonfunctional

Triston looks extra wonky today.

by Zoe Bigham October 12, 2020

wonky bucks

when you make so much money that you can pay your friends 100k and still have over 500k for yourself

Hey bro, the Chinese deal went through! From here on out I'll be making them wonky bucks.

by brocolsahn January 2, 2019

Wonky face

When someone has no friends and they have a messed up face and is ugly

Girl 1: he was such a wonky face
Girl 2: he makes me sick

by Alexeisler January 11, 2017

Wonky

Tilted or messed up in some way

That tree is a little wonky

by Aaaaaakkdjdjshxbdb December 23, 2017

Wonky Club Banger

The word 'wonky' is to be used in a positive manner to describe the type of music being played. Wonky depicts a simply gripping and invigoratingly clever composition of any genre that immediately sends chills down your spine upon hearing it, whilst making you wish that this very song went on for hours.

*Radio starts smacking out a fat beat*

Garry: Wow, this is truly a wonky club banger

by JoshBurgerAndFries May 6, 2018

Wonky booty

A horribly misshapen booty

Hey man she got a wonky booty

by Pussy on the chai wax September 18, 2015