Someone from a demographic that has the majority of Senators, Law Enforcement officials, Congressman, State Governors, Judges, the top richest people in society, the majority of management positions, yet still thinks he's oppressed because you won't let him call you nigger.
Usually ends up sending letter bombs or killing and eating the women who won't sleep with his bitter, self-righteous ass.
Usually ends up sending letter bombs or killing and eating the women who won't sleep with his bitter, self-righteous ass.
Example:
Angry White Man: How come I have to pay you slave reparations?
Average black person: You've never paid slave reparations.
Angry White Man: How come I have to pay this illegal immigrant?
Average black person: because you hired him.
Angry White Man: How come I have to pay you slave reparations?
Average black person: You've never paid slave reparations.
Angry White Man: How come I have to pay this illegal immigrant?
Average black person: because you hired him.
by MsSmartAss May 8, 2009
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by harristsangyt/yasmin May 1, 2021
Get the 38 year old white man mug.A stereotypical caucasian male who's day goes as follows:
Wakes up, showers and shaves, goes to work in a button-down shirt and tie, returns home at five, eats dinner, watches the ball game, puts his children to bed, and "fornicates" with his wife before going to bed himself and starting another day.
Wakes up, showers and shaves, goes to work in a button-down shirt and tie, returns home at five, eats dinner, watches the ball game, puts his children to bed, and "fornicates" with his wife before going to bed himself and starting another day.
This meeting probably takes place around a water-cooler.
Brian the typical white man: Hey! It's Friday want to go out tonight for happy hour after work and watch the game?
Chuck: Sure Brian, but I can't stay out too late. My wife is preparing a special meal for her book club, and I have to be there.
Brian the typical white man: Hey! It's Friday want to go out tonight for happy hour after work and watch the game?
Chuck: Sure Brian, but I can't stay out too late. My wife is preparing a special meal for her book club, and I have to be there.
by i'm not maddox January 3, 2008
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by r4tboy June 7, 2018
Get the ordinary white man mug.An Angry White Man is fighting for his aggrieved privileges he thinks he is entitled to by denying inequities in society for women and minorities even exist. He will say things like, "this has never been an easier time in history to live" as a way of calling those who fight for justice whiners, at the same time complaining how immigrants take all the jobs and women "don't behave as women should". He blindly worships capitalism, without realizing it is other rich white men taking away opportunities, thus leaving everyone else to fight for economic scraps like starving rats in a cage. He is usually a self-proclaimed Christian, but the hypocrisy of his life and lack of compassion is astronomical. He hates vaccines and the environment, claiming recycling is gay and that real men don't wear flip flops or eat fruit.
The Angry White Man can usually be seen in an oversized truck with a Blue Lives Matter sticker cutting off a Prius on the highway, just to feel something where a normal human heart is. He refuses to question the legitimacy of his dominion by maintaining a thick wall of narcissism, flannel, Wrangler jeans, thinly veiled inadequacy, and gaslighting. If you win a debate with an Angry White Man, you will be met either with a wall of silence, or the ruination of your entire life.
The Angry White Man can usually be seen in an oversized truck with a Blue Lives Matter sticker cutting off a Prius on the highway, just to feel something where a normal human heart is. He refuses to question the legitimacy of his dominion by maintaining a thick wall of narcissism, flannel, Wrangler jeans, thinly veiled inadequacy, and gaslighting. If you win a debate with an Angry White Man, you will be met either with a wall of silence, or the ruination of your entire life.
I lost all my Angry White Man acquaintances when I went to the Black Lives Matter protest and asked for equal pay at work.
by thoreaus_hangover June 18, 2020
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Girl#1: Jerome proposed last night and I said yes!
Girl#2: That's wonderful! Jerome is sooo cool. You all will have lots of fun together.
Angry White Man: Ever notice how much Jerome looks like O.J.?
Girl#2: That's wonderful! Jerome is sooo cool. You all will have lots of fun together.
Angry White Man: Ever notice how much Jerome looks like O.J.?
by anon March 1, 2005
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Mommy: Don't worry, that guy is a Professional White Man...
Mommy: Don't worry, that guy is a Professional White Man...
by Viciboy January 7, 2021
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