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It's not the east or the west side
no it's not!
it's not the north or the south side
no it's not!
it's the dark side
you are correct.
what is thy bidding my master?
it's a disaster! skywalker we're after
but if we can turn him to the dark side...
yes, he'd be a powerful ally, another dark jedi!
he will join us or die.
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
and you know that we got it(death star)
and you know that we got it(death star)...
"Luke, get your ass over here and quit monkeyin' around with that damn landspeeder? where those two droids i asked you to clean? did you clean your room?"
Uncle owen, i know i'm on probation
i cleaned the droids can i go to the toshi station?
i got a layaway on a power converter
but now you're treatin' me like a scruffy nerf herder
Luke, use the force and run
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah
LUke, use the force and run
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah
I'm Yoda, i'm a soldja
I'll mold ya then i'll fold ya
I thought I told ya
Dont be unwise judge me not by my size
You won't believe your eyes
Watch the x-wing rise!
Yoda, why you bein a playa hater?
You know that i still must confront lord vader
but Luke, not ready are you
But theres a city in the clouds where theyre keepin my crew
a jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do
so vader, i'm comin for you
"yeah, thats right r2. i just set a new course. we're goin to cloud city. *sip* aaah... thats a mighty good gin n tonic R2. why dont you mix me another?"
Impressive, now release your anger
You mustve sensed that your friends are in danger
Ohhh, whyd you slice off my hand??
It's imperative that you understand
Obi-wan would never bother
To tell the truth about your father
He told me enough! he told me you killed him
Then there's something i must reveal then.
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
It's not the east or the west side
no it's not!
it's not the north or the south side
no it's not!
it's the dark side
you are correct.
what is thy bidding my master?
it's a disaster! skywalker we're after
but if we can turn him to the dark side...
yes, he'd be a powerful ally, another dark jedi!
he will join us or die.
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
and you know that we got it(death star)
and you know that we got it(death star)...
"Luke, get your ass over here and quit monkeyin' around with that damn landspeeder? where those two droids i asked you to clean? did you clean your room?"
Uncle owen, i know i'm on probation
i cleaned the droids can i go to the toshi station?
i got a layaway on a power converter
but now you're treatin' me like a scruffy nerf herder
Luke, use the force and run
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah
LUke, use the force and run
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah
I'm Yoda, i'm a soldja
I'll mold ya then i'll fold ya
I thought I told ya
Dont be unwise judge me not by my size
You won't believe your eyes
Watch the x-wing rise!
Yoda, why you bein a playa hater?
You know that i still must confront lord vader
but Luke, not ready are you
But theres a city in the clouds where theyre keepin my crew
a jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do
so vader, i'm comin for you
"yeah, thats right r2. i just set a new course. we're goin to cloud city. *sip* aaah... thats a mighty good gin n tonic R2. why dont you mix me another?"
Impressive, now release your anger
You mustve sensed that your friends are in danger
Ohhh, whyd you slice off my hand??
It's imperative that you understand
Obi-wan would never bother
To tell the truth about your father
He told me enough! he told me you killed him
Then there's something i must reveal then.
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
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The art of the cellphone selfie whilst trying to look as muscular as possible.
Step 1: Ball one hand in a fist or cellphone-holding position, this is your leading hand.
Step 2: With your second hand, clutch at or near the leading arm's wrist, this is your support hand.
Step 3: Simultaneously crane your neck and shoulders forward while tensing your traps.
Step 1: Ball one hand in a fist or cellphone-holding position, this is your leading hand.
Step 2: With your second hand, clutch at or near the leading arm's wrist, this is your support hand.
Step 3: Simultaneously crane your neck and shoulders forward while tensing your traps.
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