Absolut Vodka

Tasty Drink, Blyat, Better Then Tea Used by capitalyst pigs. mostly used by slavs, gopniks and The Slav King Life of boris.

VADIM BLYAT! HE STOLE ALL OF MY ABSOLUT VODKA!

by Annatoli December 5, 2019

dirty vodka

When you puor vodka into your partners bum, shake them, and serve it in a martini glass.....dirty

Did yoh see how fucked up Rob was at that party?
Tina must have served him a dirty vodka

by DatBois August 1, 2017

Vodka shot

A small amount of vodka meant to be downed in one.

After her eighteenth vodka shot, Tiffany was found vomiting in a bush.

by Loleeeeta September 11, 2016

Couch Vodka

The distilled essence of couch potato. It takes years of couch potato behavior to achieve couch vodka status.

Yeah, my roommates and I were couch potatoes during undergrad. I'm still so lazy that I've graduated to couch vodka while working on my Ph.D.

by Doctor Snax July 16, 2010

Vodka Cock

The annoying state of having had too much to drink and not being able to achieve or sustain an erection.

Gina said the guy she brought home last night had vodka cock. Poor thing...she said he was pushing rope all night.

by DarthIan March 29, 2015

Vodka toot

When you snort cocaine, but the cocaine is vodka.

Man, that vodka toot really burned, but then my sinuses were so clear. 10/10

by E_is4me March 19, 2017

Gordon's Vodka

Deliciously cheap vodka in a plastic bottle. The bottle even has a handle! Tastes like death but after the first two or three shots, well, you don't really care, do you. Interestingly enough, this is also when you stop caring about the 2005 election and start singing awesome '80s hair metal songs. Smells like nailpolish remover, probably tastes like it too, but for $12 a bottle how could you go wrong?

Dude, I'll sell you what's left of my Gordon's for $10. Ah, screw it: let's just drink it tonight.

by lizzi May 19, 2005