Valorant Weirdo

A person who is terrible at valorant

Damn that bitch is a valorant weirdo

by DaddyhereGoEat December 22, 2022

VALORANT

the game we all love but at the same time hate but when you want to stop with the game you think by yourself i give to mutch fucking money to this game

kid1: he jim you come valorant
kid2: nah am not sexist racist and zesty

by electric_spectrum February 13, 2023

Valorant

A very enjoyable FPS game that takes dedication and time to learn. It is often hated for its likeness to similar FPS games, but that is no reason not to try it, as it is not only original enough to make its own stand, but is also unfairly judged, due to the fact that all FPS games are similar.

"I main the character Jett on valorant."

by anonymous February 19, 2023

Valorantitus

A fatal disease that makes people become romantically attracted to people who’s name starts with mar and ends with co. Other symptoms include playing mind washing video games

Did you hear? Gloria has Valorantitus

by Licensed Doctor Gate Wink March 31, 2023

Valorant'ing

jobless mens playing a shitty game

Person 1: Why are you not responding?
Person 2: Because i'm valorant'ing right now.

by tegi yarn April 16, 2023

Valorant

A gay person that repeatedly plays valorant just for fun. Has no friends and has suicide thougths.

Hey gay bro! Wanna play val (valorant)?

by Odegard May 15, 2023

Valorant Premium

Term used to define a Valorant player who is currently in an active relationship.

Also used to make fun of Valorant players who are not currently in an active relationship, in this case, MOST OF THEM.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I just got Valorant Premium!
Guy #2: No way, congrats!
Guy #3: wtfdym congrats, fuck your cs:go overwatch clone, go play a real game

by bobabond June 25, 2023