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value jet

1. A discount airfare sevicebased out of Atlanta, eventualy forced out of service from maintenance issues and a crash in a Florida bog. Now doing business as AirTran Airways.

Usually used as a perjorative, as in the term "Bogger than Value-Jet.
"Given a choice between traveling with your mother, and on goatback, I think I'd consider taking Value Jet."
by Randall M May 15, 2006
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Entertainment value

Entertainment value. You have your wages, holiday pay, vacation and benefits. Then you have the entertainment value. Often worth more on a day to day basis than all the rest of the compensation from work. It's sometimes the only way to get to the end of the day.
Chuck: "Hey Bob, how's it going today?"
Bob: "This place is run by idiots. I can't take it any more."
Chuck: "Well Bob, you can always look for the entertainment value!"
by Chessgrandpa June 11, 2010
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Real Estate Value

1) The value of land and all fixtures to land which is determined by location, the type of land, and what structures are currently a part of the land.

2) The beauty or attractiveness of an individual based on various human characteristics.

3) How sexually attractive a female is based upon her physical figure.
1) The real estate value of coastal homes in California is rediculous.

2) Robbie, "So, she's foreign and has an accent? Wow, her real estate value just went waay up!" Susie, "Women are not property, asshole!"

3) Her real estate value puts her way out of my price range
by Victor R. August 23, 2006
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Value Meal

Initially a threesome, but can be upgraded using various names of Burger King meals. Such as the Whopper Value Meal, which consists of hot twins and yourself, the Whopper Jr. Value meal, a hot chick and her equally hot younger sister. If need be even the Double, Triple, or Quad Stacker to create a threesome, foursome or fivesome respectively. Many more variations are available, feel free to be imaginative. Also, take note that if you are indeed a woman, feel free to substitute the women for men unless you are a lesbian which is always completely acceptable.
Man I just hooked up and got myself a Whopper Jr. Value Meal with a chick and her younger sister. Both very hot.
by Capn26 July 20, 2008
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Vaguesponding

An intentionally vague Facebook reply to a Vaguebooked status update, that forces the Vaguebooker to volunteer information on their own if they want more attention to their problem.
*Vaguebooking*
Aaron: I wonder why things don't work out the way I want them to?

*Vaguesponding*
Isaac: Why are you such an emo pussy!
by Ace1339 March 1, 2010
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"what the hell" value

the value assigned to such purchases as aviator glasses, large styrofoam hands, rubber mallots, large styrofoam cowboy hats, and anything on the racks at the front of k-mart.
I didn't really have much money, but i saw these Citizen Kane action figures by the register and said "what the hell".
by iwastoodrunk March 29, 2004
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blow some carbon off the valves

When one finally has sex after an extended period of abstinence. Sexual intercourse is compared to starting an engine that has been sitting for a while and has accumulated excessive carbon deposits in its inner workings.
Dude, the last time I got laid was during the Cretaceous Period, I've gotta blow some carbon off the valves .
by Spency McGee September 20, 2017
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