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valorant

game made by the league of legend guys

the games not fun at all and completely dogshit but the players cant bring themselves to quit because they have an inventory full of $80 cosmetics and flippy knives
guy 1: do you want play valorant?
guy 2: sure

*2 games later*

guy 1: fuck this game
guy 2: you spent your life savings for a knife
guy 1: you right

*1 game later*

guy 2: fuck this game
by shittygamereviews August 30, 2022
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stolen valor

When you're wearing college perch that's not yours. Like some kind of poser. You are practising stolen valor.
Hey, did you see that gremlin wearing the Harvard sweater with the Yale hat and Princeton shades? Buddy's also wearing a stanford belt. What a moron practising stolen valor.
by anonymous October 9, 2023
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Valorant

by Hehaboi November 14, 2021
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iron in valorant

Valorant is a popular 5v5 multiplayer tactical shooter, and this term is essentially someone whos really bad at Valorant, being stuck in the lowest rank.
"Hannah is iron in valorant."
"Wow, I'm so glad im no longer iron in valorant!"
by HYDRO_MIMI May 27, 2022
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Pot-valor

Courage gained from being alcoholically drunk.
That karaoke singer definitely has some pot-valor. He sounds terrible!
by CoralR March 17, 2022
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Valorant

A game my retard friend doesnt want to play with me
by retigga May 1, 2024
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one game of valorant

A lie used by people that are addicted to the video game Valorant.
Person 1: "We're just gonna play one game of Valorant, OK?"
Person 2: "The last time you said that, we played for 5 hours."
by shober August 2, 2020
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