vpoosh

a dumb piece of shit

person 1- ‘omg look it’s vpoosh!’
person 2- ‘man, they must be dumb as hell’

by vPoOsH December 27, 2019

VPIP

Voluntary penis into pussy.

The measure of a man's willingness to fuck a representative sample of women in the right hole. OBV, VPIP increases with alcohol or certain drugs consumption. A very high VPIP is indicative of low standards.

The VPIP derivates from the online poker statistics VP$IP (voluntary put $ into pot) and pretty much known only by online poker players for this reason.

1. lolwut? you got 60% VPIP?!
2. Do you think Dario Minieri has a VPIP at all??

by Tom Dwan December 8, 2009

VPOTUSILF

"Vice President of the United States I'd Like (to) Fuck"

Dan Quayle's got a bum like a peach! He's definitely a VPOTUSILF!

by vicq_ruiz October 18, 2008

VPILF

Similar to a MILF but Vice Presidential.

Sarah Palin is a smoking hot VPILF

by jon34423543 October 18, 2008

VPILF

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.

Don Lemon: John McCain's campaign is trying to make history this election by selecting Sarah Palin as his running mate. If elected she would be the first VPILF in our country's history.
Anderson Cooper: I disagree.

by docgravel October 18, 2008

VPILF

Vice President I'd like to Fuck.

Pronunciation; V (spoken letter) PILF

"Sarah Palin is such a VPILF! Joe Biden doesn't look as hot and sexy anymore :( "

by Daniel Browniel October 18, 2008

VPILF

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.

A pitbull bitch with lipstick or your favorite hockey mother down the block.

VPILF = Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska

by David Merivale October 28, 2008