Valentine's Day

Its the day not to celebrate Valentines Day, its the day to celebrate National Condom Week.
I wore a Condom on Valentine's Day to celebrate National Condom Week
by Old Mate Aaron February 14, 2023
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when u were a child u asked wtf do i need a valentine for? well chocolate, now u ask wtf do i need a valentine for? u answered ass :}
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10yr boy : GIVE ME THAT CHOCOLATE!
18yr boy : GIVE ME THAT ASS!!
by Failrr5Lyfe February 23, 2014
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Late november would be the most common time for a valentines day baby to be born.

Your an idiot.

If you were concieved on valentine's day and born october first that makes you premature by about 2 months.
by C_dizzle February 15, 2007
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A day invented by the Government in order to increase sales and prices on all things associated with love. These include roses chocolates, and anything else that would make somebody happy and/or 'warm'. This was a very good con thought up, as if you don't buy your loved one something, they will hit you, scream at you, dump you, and not give you that $100 bottle of champagne that you saw them hide in their bra (which they would probably ask you to 'fish out', leading to...!xxxKERCHINGxxx!).

It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine
Blonde Super Model: I love Valentine's day- I get so many presents!

Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!
by D-Mon February 08, 2005
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The only only easy way to get sex.
Not on Christmas, not on Halloween.
Hoes cost too much to pay.

Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.
by Hyena King February 14, 2010
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pretty much national sex day.

A day for romance and making single people miserable.
"hey, tomorrow is valentine's day" "thanks for reminding me im single" "sorry"
by maddywasnthere February 14, 2010
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A day to show that you love someone . To give them a little cards to show you are happy they are in your life
person>its valentines day i love you

other person> i know
by kimberl January 30, 2011
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