when u were a child u asked wtf do i need a valentine for? well chocolate, now u ask wtf do i need a valentine for? u answered ass :}
by Failrr5Lyfe March 1, 2014
Get the Valentine's Daymug. Valentines day can also be known as the worst day to be single. It also reminds you that you'll never find love.
single person: great it's Valentines day. I'm just going to go see a movie by myself.
At the movie: couples everywhere.
single person: I'm alone forever.
At the movie: couples everywhere.
single person: I'm alone forever.
by alice_in_wondering120 November 14, 2019
Get the Valentines day.mug. Your an idiot.
If you were concieved on valentine's day and born october first that makes you premature by about 2 months.
If you were concieved on valentine's day and born october first that makes you premature by about 2 months.
by C_dizzle February 16, 2007
Get the valentine's daymug. A day invented by the Government in order to increase sales and prices on all things associated with love. These include roses chocolates, and anything else that would make somebody happy and/or 'warm'. This was a very good con thought up, as if you don't buy your loved one something, they will hit you, scream at you, dump you, and not give you that $100 bottle of champagne that you saw them hide in their bra (which they would probably ask you to 'fish out', leading to...!xxxKERCHINGxxx!).
It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine
It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine
Blonde Super Model: I love Valentine's day- I get so many presents!
Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!
Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!
by D-Mon February 8, 2005
Get the valentine's daymug. Not on Christmas, not on Halloween.
Hoes cost too much to pay.
Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.
Hoes cost too much to pay.
Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.
by Hyena King February 14, 2010
Get the Valentines Daymug. by maddywasnthere February 16, 2010
Get the Valentine's daymug. A day to show that you love someone . To give them a little cards to show you are happy they are in your life
by kimberl February 20, 2011
Get the valentines daymug.