The Ultimate Warrior

A sexual position where you and your lover can both watch "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD" and if not available, a self-recorded tape of his Wrestlemania 6 fight against Hulk Hogan will do. Right when your girl is about to reach her climax (preferably in a physical position where your two shadows cast upon a nearby wall will make out to look like The Ultimate Warrior mining for Riaken fuel), once she nears climax you start beating the piss out of her, throwing tomahawk elbows and nasty moon-a-saults, punches and nuclear leg-drops will suffice as well. When she is naked and badly injured, you then yell and chant the Ultimate Warrior's theme song, while stomping around the room.

Definition note: This act of sexual fun is considered illegal in about 50 states. However, extremely legal and frequent on the planet Raiken.

Jason - "Dude, I just ordered my copy of "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD", Rebecca is not even gonna know what the fuck happened when I give her The Ultimate Warrior"

Rick - "I heard that is extremely illegal bro, make sure you buy plenty of gauze and bandages"

by Gary "The No Trash Cougar" Lee November 19, 2007

Super Smash Bros Ultimate

A game that would be the best until the next smash bros.

R.I.P for all these characters:
The Wah
Shovel knight
Isaac
Shadow
Lyn
Shrek
Goku

Guy 1: have you played super smash bros ultimate?
Guy 2: no I play games like Fortnite
Guy 1: Are you six or mental?

by Dr. Juerdo Titsgo November 14, 2018

UltimateBot

A very popular and efficient bot used to sit in channels on battle.net

My UltimateBot broke!

by larstait October 31, 2003

Ultimate Pimp Slap

It is when you twap or kick someone in the balls. Then when there are crouched over you give them the pimp slap.

"Some dumass stole my wallet, so I went back and gave him the ultimate pimp slap."

by dj_holydumbf**ck October 19, 2006

ultimate warrior

One who prepares himself by asking "How should I prepare myself? Should I jump off the tallest building in the world, should I lay in the lawn and let lawnmowers run over me, should I go to Africa and be trampled by raging elephants!"

Now you must deal with the creation of all the unpleasantries, in the entire universe, as I feel the injection from the gods above. I only know that the Ultimate Warrior is TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!!!!

by bfb1977 October 25, 2007

real ultimate power

See wordninja/word.

My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- www.realultimatepower.net

by track-10 January 21, 2003

ultimate frisbee

Best game ever played. Common among collage students and hippies. Equipment includes frisbee disc, and a field where a disc may be thrown. 7 players per team each one with an endzone. One team tries to throw the frisbee down the field and catch it in the opposing teams endzone. Main rule: no running with the disc. Ultimate Frisbee is a self regulated self officiated game, there are no refs, all part of spirit of the game. Players judge themselves and all have a good attitude.

person 1: lets go play ultimate frisbee,
person 2: Ok! there is a pick up game at the local collage.
person 3: don't forget your sandals.

by Frisbee guy August 30, 2008