Dick Turnip

Ingrown hair on the shaft of the penis.

That guy just cut me off! What a dick turnip!

by Wristwatch July 3, 2016

Cambodian Rabbit Turnip

The perfect equation. Often used to describe a random false sense of security or a cyborg with corny leprechaun feces in it's mouth, and/or butt hole. If you only have 3 arms and can't scratch your anus then you have problems, so they call you a Cambodian Rabbit Turnip.

A.k.a. Jesus. Let's fist some blow holes. Blow holes referring to whales or Cambodian Rabbit Turnips.

by Gage Joshua Adam Haney June 7, 2007

turnip harvest

Removing anal beads while screaming "Yeee Haaaaa!"

To give an extra "zing!" To the night I have him a turnip harvest.

by Silver_Coin August 27, 2015

Turnip

The resident moron in a rural communtiy in Huron county. Often drunk and always wearing the same stained jogging pants, Turnip is probably the most unpleasent person you will ever meet.

1. What's that smell? Did Turnip shit his pants again?
2. Thank god your here Turnip! I was wondering when all the girls were going to disappear.

by Jimmy Harda June 20, 2005

Turnip

Turnip is used when a group of girls's get pissed drunk in a school bathroom. Comenly in barhaven

You wanna go turnip with some girls @ Ldh?

by Chad101 February 25, 2014

Turnip

London slang for meal deal

Hey Hayley u could buy a whole turnip with that £2 !!

by Hihaykey January 10, 2017

Turnip Tugboat

Fellating a hard turd stuck halfway out of your lover's anus.

Heather enjoyed a delicious turnip tugboat the day after her boyfriend ate a large brick of cheddar.

by Ruby Taco April 18, 2018