Turnip conversation

A debate where you discuss a topic for a very long period of time, while still not managing to come to any sort of agreement.
Usually involving a person named Ivor, for some reason.

Oh no...are we doing the turnip conversation all over again?

by jezevec December 4, 2018

Turnip Tugboat

Fellating a hard turd stuck halfway out of your lover's anus.

Heather enjoyed a delicious turnip tugboat the day after her boyfriend ate a large brick of cheddar.

by Ruby Taco April 18, 2018

turnip for what

Euphemism used to describe a low key but fun event with family and friends where vegetables are served.

I’m going to turnip for what at mom’s house tonight.

by Luz@3leches September 24, 2018

Turnip

In Gen Z slang this means in a serious manner a divorce.

"I want a Turnip"
"Nooooooo!!!"

by anonymous December 29, 2022

Turnip snouts

Dismay or shock upon learning of an event.
Can also be used positively, similar to "bollocks"

"Did you hear? MARDEK VIII is coming out!"
"Snazzy turnip snouts! Surely we're living in the best timeline!"

by Raedellion September 18, 2023

Turnip

White substance inhaled threw nose /or word to be shouted at anyone making a mobile phone call can also be used to by cocaine

Can I have half a gram of turnip. Payment one turnip.

by Turnip man 86 September 22, 2023

You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"

"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"

by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022