Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot

A sexual practice in which one party sits on a toilet without the toilet seat down and enters the other party anally, creating a motion which drives the penetrating party deeper into the bowl of the toilet, away from the tank. Risks associated with Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot are principally associated with the penetrating party ‘riding too high’ and being injured by the lid to the tank as a result of aggressive movement.

I was Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot last weekend with my girl, and I didn’t pay attention and the damn tank lid hit me in the head.

by Woodworker6 March 12, 2022

Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot

A sexual practice in which one party sits on a toilet without the toilet seat down and enters the other party anally, creating a motion which drives the penetrating party deeper into the bowl of the toilet, away from the tank. Risks associated with Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot are principally associated with the penetrating party ‘riding too high’ and being injured by the lid to the tank as a result of aggressive movement.

I was Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot last weekend with my girl, and I didn’t pay attention and the damn tank lid hit me in the head.

by Woodworker6 March 12, 2022

Tunkling

Explosive pee that comes out of the urethra specifically in most females but on rare occasions males. This urine goes in all of the directions and it feels like a bomb goes off in your bladder.

“HOLY SHIT DUDE, I THINK IM TUNKLING!”
“I’ll get the paper towels.”

by Johnmarstonbae April 8, 2023

Titty Tucking

The art of making your boobs smaller through plastic surgery

"Titty tucking is rare few girl want a smaller chest."

by beautyinthedark October 27, 2014

Junk Trunking

The act of having anal sex for so long your balls penetrate as well.

Man 1: Man my dude my balls are sore.
Man 2:Why?
Man 1: Cause I was fucking a chick in the ass and I then my balls slipped in.
Man 2: A JUNK TRUNK?! MY MAN! YOU JUNK TRUNKING SON OF A BITCH!!

by Painfullee September 5, 2018

trunking

The latest craze amongst American teens when there are too many bodies to conventionally fit inside a car - the extras go into the car trunk (or boot if you speak British English).

Yeah, man, Mark and I went trunking last night, because there were 8 of us, and damn his feet stink!

by Doc Tinfoil Hat June 18, 2006

Tuning

At the point of time when one listens to music by his or herself while acknowledging no one.

So I was talking to this girl the other day, I didn't realize she was tuning.

Look at that guy! He's tuning it up in his own little world.

by DJ MadSchemes October 14, 2010