TumbleWeed

The Alabama version of a family tree

Brother: hey sis I need to tell you something
Sister: yeah what is it dad
Brother: Our TumbleWeed is expecting another member
Sister: who?
Brother: We’re adopting your grandmother

by NateBoi1107 October 30, 2019

Milford Tumbleweed

When you ejaculate in the shower and it gets mixed in with the hair caught on the drain to form a ball of cummy hair.

I walked into the bathroom after my brother and there was a Milford Tumbleweed in the shower.

by Tumbleweed Guy August 26, 2025

Milford Tumbleweed

When you ejaculate in the shower and the cum gets mixed in with the hair at the bottom to form a cummy hairball.

I used the bathroom after my brother and found a Milford Tumbleweed in the shower.

by Tumbleweed Guy August 26, 2025

Russian Tumbleweed

Plastic beer keg that detonates due to gas pressure; commonly found in Eastern Europe.

"have you seen my dog?"
"russian tumbleweed got him"

by InfraredRose December 18, 2025

Tennessee Tumbleweed

When two gay men rub their asses together, tangling their ass hairs in knots. They will proceed to rip the hairs out leaving a tumbleweed made from their ass hairs.

Yo bro, we should make a Tennessee Tumbleweed and throw it in the girls restroom.

by The Feetmeister January 29, 2025

portland tumbleweed

An unsecured tent of a homeless individual in Portland, Oregon, that has started to tumble across the road due to a mild gust of wind. Typically, the owner of the portland tumbleweed is too high on one or more of the many decriminalized drugs to be able to catch up and retrieve their property.

Hey Debra, let the boss know I'll be late for work. A portland tumbleweed blowing across the 5 has caused a pretty bad backup.

by Top 1% racist award. March 7, 2025

Bangkok Tumbleweed

When performing sexual intercourse with a transgender partner, the Bangkok Tumbleweed is executed by aggressively ripping the partners pubic hair out, rolling it into a ball and stuffing it deep inside their throat.

Somsak: "I was fucking him/her/it last night real good but I had to spice things up."
Prasoet: "So what'd you do?"
Somsak: "I gave him/her/it a wild Bangkok Tumbleweed"

by smurphas May 21, 2023