Tugar

Similar to the cougar species the Tugar is a unique animal that hails from Portugal, enjoys hunting in packs and feasts only one weekdays after 2AM.

Tuga is the appellation the Portuguese use, similar to American or Aussie.

Those not familiar with the term cougar it means a female who usually preys on younger men at the beach, club or any public/social space where light and sobriety are enhanced, much like the cougar herself

I went to Lisbon for my bachelor party and was attacked by a pack of tugars.

by porkchop101 December 5, 2011

tuba slurp

When you take a shit into a funnel that runs into a girls mouth, which she then proceeds to puke the poop into the entrance of a tuba. You then play the tuba so that the liquids squirt out into the girls mouth. She then swallows the mixture and eventually shits it out into a bucket, where you then make her cum and squirt into the bucket. You piss into the bucket and pour it into a water gun. You go to a cemetery, dig up a body from a grave, and let it dry in the sun for 24 hours. You go back to the body and shoot the liquids into their urethra. You then piss into the dead bodies mouth and force water down their throat, preferably about a gallon. You wait for the liquids to proceed into the bladder. Next, you fill the vagina of the dead body with shit and cum. You tip the body upside down for 10 seconds, and then you lay it down. You put your mouth over the urethra, and the girl puts her mouth over the vagina; if there is not enough room, just have one person put their mouth over both parts. Take two anvils and have two friends drop them directly on the stomach and bladder. The contents of the carcus will project into you and the girls mouths, giving you an instant, pleasurable taste. You have completed the tuba slurp.

Me and my girlfriend just performed a tuba slurp, it was so fun!

by faglord69xdxd April 10, 2019

Toilet Tuba

See Bowl Echo

I though I had to take a crap but it was Just gas so I ended up playing the Toilet Tuba.

by KangolKRS September 26, 2011

Whitewash Tuba

When a male ejaculates into the mouth of an obese female with enough force to cause her to expel flatus.

Dude 1:Dude, have you ever smelled fart and cum at the same time?
Dude 2: Yeah, one time I gave this girl a Whitewash Tuba.

by Mr. Man of Sri Lanka October 6, 2012

Tuba

You have sucessfully played the tuba when you do the following. Find a girl over 200lbs. Have her mount you in the 69 position. Make sure her right leg lies between your right shoulder and neck. If she's limber she might even be able to wrap her fat leg behind your back. Her other leg should be in the normal 69 position with her calf, ankle and foot behind your back. She has now mounted you much like a person carries a tuba. Now blow air into her gelatinous ass untill she plays you a massive musical fart.

It was almost 2am, so I settled on some fat chick. I took her home and played her like a tuba! Maybe next time I’ll give her the Texas Tongue Torch.

by The Rock B Town March 10, 2011

tuba text

to text someone while doing something else as well.

anton tuba texted gaby to tell her he loves her while he was doing his laundry

by Haaaaileey February 13, 2007

tugboat

An un-attractive girl that attractive girls often surround themselves with.

The mutually beneficial arrangement allows the attractive girl to have menial tasks performed for her, and make herself look more beautiful by comparison. The unattractive companion(s) get to pick up the higher quality male scraps the attractive girl draws in.

Named after a long, graceful ocean liner surrounded by several ugly, short, tugboats as she enters harbor.

"You see that corker over there? I don't stand a chance with her, but I could probably nail one of her tugboats without too much effort"

by GP the Guineapig October 10, 2006