1st and turtle

The slowest speed you can go on a lawn mower. The exact oposite of 5th and bunny.

i was changing the bag on my lawn mower so i left it in first and bunny w/ the parking break on!

by 3k racer May 6, 2005

peeking turtle

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.

We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!

by The Watcher April 3, 2003

the Turtle

The Turtle is It's (Pennywise) natural enemy. He, like It, is also an ancient Macroverse dweller and he vomited up our universe and possibly others while having indigestion.

Later, a few years before the Losers would return to Derry, the Turtle puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two.

The Turtle likes to use the word "son" and gave odd advice to Bill while he was in the void the first time.

by Arc of Reason June 30, 2008

mud for my turtle

Getting laid

After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle

by lewestogger1 June 18, 2009

Turtle Boy

Turtle Boy refers to a statue in downtown Worcester, Ma of a boy either riding or "riding" a large sea turtle.

According to the city of Worcester and those few souls left in this town with a degree of snobbishness, the boy is riding the turtle.

According to anyone who passes by it and looks, the boy is fucking that turtle and the turtle is giving one hell of an "o-face!"

Proponents of the riding theory point to the fact that the boy, while naked, has his penis hidden by the turtle.

Proponents of the "riding" theory point to the fact that yes, the penis is hiden...in the fucking turtle.

While the turtle is making an "O-face" the boy is smiling slyly and smacking the ass....er shell I guess.

Strangely enough, the statue was made by the same guy who did the Lincoln Memorial in DC....which makes me think something is seriously sick about the Lincoln Memorial in DC.

There is no way that the statue is anything other than a boy fucking a turtle. Everyone who sees Turtle Boy knows that it is a statue of a boy fucking a turtle.

By the way....this is no joke, seriously, Worcester has a statue of a boy fucking a turtle

by Thropy April 7, 2009

turtle

a fucking person that walks to slow in the hallway and can’t decide which direction to go

omg ur a turtle u don’t know how to walk

by morgan 56039 January 11, 2020

Horse Turtle

Omnipotent supreme being. Creator of all. Looks like a horse with a turtle shell wrapped around its body, wears a crown to signify its dominance. has flames shooting out of its rectal cavity, no reason has been explained. very skilled at many different things including making sandwiches. Killed the dinosaurs because they ate his big bowl of cream cheese. The only time it has cried is when Scar killed Mufasa in the Lion King. Horse Turtle invented x box live among many many other things (everything, random facts are funnier than simply stating everything). Horse Turtle is also Bowsers brother in law. Was a one time member of the APA.

the closest example would be god but even god does not equal the raw power of the Horse Turtle.

by BBrown08 April 3, 2009