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No-Look Tortilla Slap

During a MFF Threesome, while one woman is going down on the male, the second woman, complete dry where it counts, climbs up on the bed, grabs the head of the male, and jumps up, landing “tortilla” first , facing the males feet, hard enough to produce a “Slap” sound.
During a threesome with Krissy and Sasha, Krissy broke my nose by giving me a No-look Tortilla Slap.
by Maryland Misfit October 6, 2022
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Tortilla Moment

When you pull off some crazy accomplishment and celebrate by taking a bite out of a tortilla.
Bro I just won Victory Royale in Fortnite. This is a certified tortilla moment.
by Thesnakerox February 21, 2021
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Tomsk Tortilla

When you suck a dog's butthole to extract the dog scat.
Njacked just gave Exenity the Tomsk Tortilla last night.
by Tomsklvr33 September 11, 2025
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Tortilla Dip

The act of dipping your finger in a woman’s pussy or ass and eating what’s on your finger
Victor: How was sex with that Jenny girl?
Danny: I tortilla dipped her and there was some shit on my finger. It tasted nasty.
by DannyBoyz December 25, 2020
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peanut butter banana tortilla

you wanna take a hit off my peanut butter banana tortilla? just one and you’ll be zooted
by fjanzjdnzjxhs March 2, 2021
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Tortilla titties

When you tan so much, it looks like you have tortilla chips on your titties.
Damn when that girl took off her top, she had tortilla titties.
by Warcat January 28, 2020
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Tortilla-swaddle

Swaddling balls or penis into a tortilla while giving head, then ejaculating into the tortilla for her to eat afterwards.
"she was hungry so I made her a tortilla-swaddle for lunch
by Metheonewhohasadirtymind June 23, 2022
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