pink torpedo

a male member

Damn, I'd like to sink her battleship with my pink torpedo

by manfat June 28, 2003

Speedo torpedo

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.

Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."

by TooSick4U July 15, 2007

The Devil's Torpedo

The Devil's Torpedo is a sexual maneuver in which the normally dominant partner allows the submissive partner to penetrate their bunghole with an object coated with hot chili sauce.

Todd:Dude! Larry totally let his wife give him the devil's torpedo!
Norm: Wicked bro!

by SaintJames73 September 6, 2017

German Torpedo

Swiming with a typical female...in the middle of marco polo she hears a sudden shriek, as you swim towards her asshole shaping the hand into a torpedo shoving your hand up her ass...do not forget to shriek.

bro, i german torpedoed her so bad last night, she blew up

by steve palumbo March 6, 2008

chineese torpedo

Chineese torpedo is when a couple is having sexual intercorse doggystyle and then for the hell of it the man takes out the womens arms and she goes head first divng like a torpedo ;)

Babe think fastt... (swipe) BANG!. lol u were like a chineese torpedo

by qreymackq December 25, 2009

torpedo tongue

When you spread your girls(or boys) ass cheeks and plunge your tongue in her ass like a torpedo.

I asked my girl what she got me for my birthday, and she gave me a torpedo tongue.

by lumpy1972 October 19, 2010

bacon torpedo

another term for my COCK.

Your sister loves to slobber on my Bacon Torpedo.

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003