bed touchers

Breasts so large that when the woman lies down, her boobs flop and touch the bed

When you see a woman you say "Look at those bed touchers"

by SSSSkip August 16, 2007

Torchered

To have tortured someone with fire.

We torchered Vinny until he gave us the PIN code. Who has the marshmallows?

by Bea Real August 19, 2013

torched

The absolute highest form of pwnzoration. The differen't levels are as follows:

owned
served
Pwned
QWNED
T O R C H E D !

Taken from family guy in the episode where Meg has to babysit Stewie, and whines about having to stay home and claiming she has "better things to do." Then Lois tells her, "Now Meg, we all know you don't have any better things to do", and Peter comes in and says "OHH MEG, SHE TORCHED YOUR ASS.. SHE TTOORRCCHHEEDD YOUR ASs!"

<Tom> "Hey, we should go out some time Julie"

<Julie> "Yeah, I'll think about it ............ Ohhhh My stomach! ouchh"

<Tom> "Whats wrong baby??"

<Julie> "I thought about it"

<Enter Mike> "OOOoooooOoo, Tom, She TORCHED your ass,, shee TORCHED your ass"

by Mike Barlevav September 20, 2005

Torched

The state of being really mad at someone, or something. But either way being angry.

"That bitch cheated on me."
"You sad?"
"No, I'm just torched!"

by Courtney_aint_cool September 1, 2017

sack toucher

some one who touchs a sack full of veiny sloppy testicles. in other words someone who touches a mans nutsack.

hey can i feel you nuts... fuck no you fuckin' sack toucher.

by the motha fuckin brad February 19, 2009

Dick Toucher

A person who touches dicks.

Person 1: Hi.
Person 2: Dick toucher
Person 1: Oh
Martin: Did you feel the heat, cause you just got BURNED!

by dicktouchinginc November 4, 2012

ginger child toucher

Someone with flame red hair who touches children. Typically someone who drives a red Corsa and makes cereal for a living.

Fergie is such a ginger child toucher!

by BrynRob88 October 1, 2020