Toobin

Jackin
Fappin

The New Yorker star writer and CNN chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin exposed himself on a Zoom call — and has now been suspended from the magazine, a report said Monday.

Jill: sup?
Jack: chillin.
Jill: u toobin?
Jack: yah

by 212person October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating during an online video computer meeting or class. Especially a zoom meeting.

I thought I was muted, but my teacher caught me Toobin during math class and I got suspended.

by Beachbum October 20, 2020

Toobin'

Engaging in video sex.

I was just caught toobin' during my work meeting.

by neugix October 20, 2020

Toobin

An excruciatingly embarrassing social media error of a sexual nature

Jerry did a toobin and his friends shunned him

by Calvin O’Neil October 19, 2020

Toobin

As made famous by CNN contributor, Jeffrey Toobin. Whacking the weasel during a work related Zoom Call.

"How's work going today Bob???"

"Nothing to do but Toobin! Hopefully nobody saw me."

by Sleazy B. Martini October 24, 2020

Toobin

To fap, masturbate, or pleasure yourself while on a video conference call.

I am so embarrassed...I got caught toobin it on a zoom call earlier today.

by digitalmachine October 20, 2020

The Toobin

When sitting on zoom calls becomes a drag, so you decide to take your dick out have a pull to help take the edge off and pass some time. The Toobin finishes the business and realises he forgot to mute the video, and sees his work colleagues staring in awe - only to leak the episode to the national press.

Hells teeth, did you see the look on Jeffery’s face when he realised we all saw his stand up wank on zoom this afternoon! That’s the best example of The Toobin I’ve ever seen! I heard he’s changing his name to Jeffrey Toobin.

by Fingerpie4all October 20, 2020