Jeff's Mom's Titties

Big old beef bags found on suburban moms and what have you. Think sandbags.

Did you see those whoppers? They look like Jeff's Mom's Titties!

by jerkbag donny October 7, 2011

Titties So Big You Gotta House Them

When the titties so ginormous you gotta house them for national safety.

Man 1: Yo, you check out Monique?
Man 2: Yeah Fam, titties so big you gotta house them.

by Rotitterie Chicken November 30, 2018

jungle titties

Breasts like a national geographic tribal woman.

She got some jungle titties

by Boobah September 20, 2013

leedle titties

Extremely small titties that can confortably fit betwixt your thumb and index finger.

"LEEDLE TITTIES" Shouts Bobby and Sam in unison

by Scalzo98 August 31, 2015

mop titties

Breasts so large and hang so low that you could mop the floors while walking around with them.

This place is filthy, and the floors are sticky. We should have Suzy over to clean up with those mop titties of hers.

by Discoinsterno April 19, 2018

olive titties

big crusty tits with pancake nip nops that look extremely delicious. you'd want to gobble them up whole but you can't, sadly.

"damnn that chick has olive titties"

by crustyteet September 25, 2019

epic titties

magnificant bodacious female asset

a 80 AD Stoic aka Epictetus

she got sum epic titties.

by epictetus0 October 7, 2019