A dumb guy who likes to poop his pants and use poop for hair gel. A strange man often named Derk or Mr. Derk or Derk Derk(name so nice you gotta say it twice) or Derek. Tim.
by TheQueefMaster September 2, 2018
Get the Timmug. Tim is a blonde liitle baby faced man that is usually from Ukraine or Russia and is stuck in the closet and likes too deepthroat Popsicles when no one is looking he likes to wear shorts alot and is just now learning what face wash is
by ayeeeeee im god June 11, 2018
Get the Timmug. A member of the audience of a podcast called Hello Internet. The hosts (Brady Haran and CGP Grey) refer to their listeners collectively as the Tims. The listeners refer to themselves, regardless of gender, as a Tim.
Any podcast related hijinks pulled off by a Tim is called Tim-foolery.
Any podcast related hijinks pulled off by a Tim is called Tim-foolery.
We are leaving a prize for any Tim who can find it.
Here's a picture of 2 Tims on the lions at Trafalgar Square.
I don't know which Tim edited that Wikipedia article but it's a classic example of Tim-foolery.
Here's a picture of 2 Tims on the lions at Trafalgar Square.
I don't know which Tim edited that Wikipedia article but it's a classic example of Tim-foolery.
by sjd0218 August 18, 2018
Get the Timmug. Tim works as a stoned paperboy by day and a stoned gas station clerk by night. He listens to rad music, and he has a really messy car. But it's okay because then you can just leave your garbage in there and not worry about it. He is a good friend who you can always be yourself around. He always knows how to make you laugh or cheer you up. His one flaw is that he farts on people's beds.
Emily: Hey, when is Mifflin this year?
Cindy: I dunno, but I bet there's gonna be lot of Tims there.
Emily: Really? Rock on. What iss your nom?
Cindy: I dunno, but I bet there's gonna be lot of Tims there.
Emily: Really? Rock on. What iss your nom?
by CindyEm January 26, 2013
Get the Timmug. A hot guy with an amazing body. He goes for every girl that moves and says the same shit to every girl. Hes a huge player, flirt, and cheater but no girl ever finds out. Tim tries to be sneaky but only the best girls find out what he does. Every girl ends up crying over Tim because he cant be trusted. Most girls friends warn her about messing with Tim but shes to hipnotized to listen. He tends to like and comment every girls picture that he sees. Hes a dirty lier and just isnt trustworthy atall. Tim is just simply a man whore who cant hold a relationship.
by Amycakesukme1hard23 April 9, 2010
Get the Timmug. An awkward deformed mutant that is probably an extremist in his Islamic Beliefs, sometimes Tims are Buddhists, but mostly they believe in brown smelly god. mostly stays home all day and plays video games and pretends to be cool. Even if he tries to be good looking by working out, He's still the ugliest guy on the block.
Tim
by ChrisHAHAHAHAyyyy June 14, 2011
Get the Timmug.