Vikaas Rule

The Vikaas rule states that deconstructionism will convert a singularity into a duality; rather than a duality into a singularity.

Existential deconstructionism delineating the body politic into two counter-posing sides is a manifestation of the Vikaas Rule.

by sandraxine December 6, 2017

Rule 23

The person who acts the gayest in your friend group is the straightest.

Joe: Dude I’m telling you I’m not gay

Tyler: Remember rule 23, you haven’t even kissed a single homie goodnight

by The impostor August 11, 2022

Chmiel Rule

A method used mostly on multiple choice tests, quizzes, or worksheets that uses educated guessing based on similarities of the given answers. This is expected to work better than random guessing as the question creator tends to use similar answers to trick and confuse the person answering. This is to be used when you have absolutely no clue how to attempt the problem, or you just don't give a fuck, but still want a better chance to be correct. Named Chmiel Rule after Kevin Chmiel who stabilized this method and found it to be very effective during several multiple choice tests and quizzes. When the correct answer does not follow this method in any manner it is known as a Brinker Complex.

Evaluate the integral of the function (x^2+x+3)/x over boundaries 1 to 8?
a) 40+3ln(7)
b) 38.5+3ln(8)
c) 10+ln(8)
d) 38.5
e) 0

B is the logical guess using Chmiel Rule (and is correct) since there are 3 ln's, 2/3 of those have a 3 in front of them, 2 of the questions have 38.5. B has the most commonalities so guess B (Or learn 2 calculus).

by ShrapnelMagnet June 5, 2011

Rule Retard

(n) An individual in a position of limited authority whose strict dogmatic adherance to the rules is often at the cost of everyone's general wellbeing and common sense.

Typically it applies to individuals who become drunk with their moderate amount of power.

That teacher was such a rule retard that she suspended a student for taking Ibuprofen.

by Crubaka September 2, 2009

Rule 28

There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.

guy1: dude i just saw tub girl it was sick.
guy2: yeah well this is worse you havent seen baby paste...
rule 28

by Emielie June 6, 2008

Rule 34h

In conjuction with Rule 43, Rule 34 subsection 'h' of the Internet states that the purer and more innocent a thing is, the more porn will be made of it. All claimed exceptions will be made subject to Rule 35.

Twilight Sparkle: "Dear Princess Celestia, today we learned the magic of friendship."

Princess Celestia: "How wonderful, my little ponies! Now come with me and I'll teach you all about the magic of friendship with benefits."

And that's how Rule 34h was made!!!

by Mr. F. Rogers, Neighbors D.A. October 29, 2011

Rule 34

An infamous internet rule that no one seems to accept. For anything on the internet that exists, someone, somewhere, somehow will find a way to sexualize that. It can go from video game characters to cartoon characters to animals to popular persons to non-human living things to non-living objects or things.

"Dude, they already made Rule 34 of Cuphead."
"Aw fuck."

by someotherkid2021 December 6, 2017