Quirky Puppet

When a girl takes a penis in the vagina, ass, mouth, and both hands. The offbeat speed of the extreme fucking causes the girl to look like a marionette, or "quirky puppet."

I never expected to find a victim, much less six victims, engaged in all out orgy bomb. There were hands and feet everywhere. Had I needed to imagine it in motion, the poor girl in the middle would've resembled a quirky puppet.

by NdoggJ September 25, 2010

update the puppets

(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.

This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.

by beekachu222 November 28, 2016

tongue puppet

A girl who has a guy's tongue approximately 3 inches inside of her twat

So Matt, how do you feel that I made Chelsey my tongue puppet and she liked it?

by Dalby May 8, 2009

stink puppet

A simple sexual maneuver in which a hand puppet is inserted into the anal oraface.

"Like dude I was with this chick the other night and I totally slipped her the stink puppet."

or

"Come on Baby it's just stink puppet"

by Stewey Labroque June 14, 2004

muff puppet

when you shove your hand up a girls snatch,like a puppet

Dude i made my girlfriend into a muff puppet last night.

by Blaze Santiago & J.L. Boone November 8, 2006

rusty puppet

Anal fisting with a sock on the hand. Once the hand is inserted, a tiny puppet play is performed in the fistee's colon. The besocked hand is then extracted and the fistee is punched in the mouth with the fouled sock-fist.

I'm gonna do Punch and Judy in your ass when I rusty puppet you, bitch.

by Rusty Columbus July 4, 2008

Puppet Hands

A hand gesture used when something is too awkward/FML to describe with words.

Puppet Hands is when one lifts their hands in the air (near their head) with the elbows higher than the wrists. The idea is to simulate a puppet on a strings held by the elbows.

Puppet Hands can be used in place of FML. It may be accompanied with the user exclaiming "Puppet Hands!"

Puppet Hands can also be used on behalf of another. If something awkward/FML happens to someone, an appropriate response is to initiate Puppet Hands.

Example 1

Person A: I just saw an old man wearing very small biker shorts. *Puppet Hands*

Example 2

Person B: I need to write a ten-page research paper, due tomorrow. *Puppet Hands*

Example 3

Person C: My grandmother sleep-talks about her sex life.
Person D: *Puppet Hands*

by charchu October 1, 2010