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Polish Handstand

A traditional Polish Dance in which a male/female shifts into a pose which they are standing up heads down feet up and they fart extremely loudly, entertaining to some audiences
Polish Guy: Do the stand!
Polish Guy #2: *handstands and farts* (Polish Handstand)
Polish Audience: *laugh hysterically*
by P4perboy July 7, 2019
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Polish Secret

A sex act where you go to a brothel in Amsterdam and a prostitute masturbates with a kielbasa whilst humiliating you
Prostitute: “Oh jä, you could never compare to zis Keilbasa”
You: “Wait why is the prostitute German”
That’s the Polish secret ;)
by BłûėJüdę July 23, 2020
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chrome polisher

Female who performs oral sex on males!
Damn, she's a fine chrome polisher. She even cleaned up the job without a spill!
by oz (SK) August 26, 2007
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sausage polisher

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot sausage polisher!
by sbo January 20, 2014
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polish exchange

During a threesome with two men and a female; the act of your buddy maneuvering the females head while she is performing fellatio. Similar concept as the Dutch rudder
I saw Kevin performing a polish exchange on Ron using Sally's head.
by Street sweeper April 11, 2015
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polishing the prawn

To polish the prawn is to stimulate the clitoris, often with, but not necessarily limited to the finger.
Crikey, I was having a shower and when i got back she was a way polishing the prawn. The dirty minx. I gave her a right seeing to after she'd given it a good shine
by MrsKaren December 12, 2008
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Polish Harvest

The act of using a turnip or any root vegetable as a butt-plug then pulling it out. Dookie remains on the end of the vegetable like pulling it out of the earth.
Little Natey celebrated the beginning of Fall by having a Polish Harvest in his bed chambers.
by eL_dao October 1, 2023
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