Polish the Rod

Choking the chicken, jacking the beanstalk, date night with Palmella Handerson, tickling Elmo, slap boxing the one-eyed champ...you know.

Please call before you stop by, that way you won't have to catch me while I polish the rod.

by Dr Debacle September 11, 2009

polishing the prawn

To polish the prawn is to stimulate the clitoris, often with, but not necessarily limited to the finger.

Crikey, I was having a shower and when i got back she was a way polishing the prawn. The dirty minx. I gave her a right seeing to after she'd given it a good shine

by MrsKaren December 12, 2008

chrome polisher

Female who performs oral sex on males!

Damn, she's a fine chrome polisher. She even cleaned up the job without a spill!

by oz (SK) August 26, 2007

polish sandwich

N. When a man's penis is positioned between his buttcheeks for another individual to eat out.

Lisa made Steve a polish sandwich last night.

by buttpiratesteve January 6, 2014

sausage polisher

A homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot sausage polisher!

by sbo January 20, 2014

Polishing the spear

To wank off and make your spear "Shine"
AKA Wacking off
Masturbating
And SLAPPING THE SHALOM

Isaac B "Jonah WTF are u doing1111!"
Jonah B "Im playing skyrim and polishing the spear!"

by chodechopper October 16, 2014

Polishing the gnome

Masturbating in the garden!

I was just out watering the roses and polishing the gnome

by Green Fingered December 24, 2014