orphan cough

the chronic cough caused by cigarette smoking.

person 1: "you should quit smoking..."

person 2: "yeah, I'm starting to get an orphan cough."

by alaskan cougher November 21, 2007

tree orphan

A dirty , weed smoking hippie who's parents have died from a drug overdose. Often used as an insult.

You don't support the war in Iraq? You goddamn tree orphan!
"I heard that guy talks to trees." "He is such a tree orphan."

by swag_rabbit69 August 26, 2017

orphan socks

Socks that don’t have a match. Socks that are just all alone because the other one is missing.

I just did laundry and I have a bunch of orphan socks because they’re matches are missing!!

“Oh no I lost my other sock! I guess this one is an orphan sock now until I find the other!”

by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

[Blackberry] orphan

A kid whose status hungry parents forget they have a child, and would rather check emails and send text than attend to their children's needs.

Kid: Mom I'm in the tub ready for my bath, could you please help me so I don't drown.

Mom: ........... (click)...(click)...(click)...(click)...

Kid: Mom!....

That kid is a Blackberry orphan...

by Best Time October 12, 2008

sports orphan

Fan of a team which is no longer in contention in an ongoing tournament.

India & Pak's early exit from the 2007 world cup has created a billion sports orphans (cricket orphans).

by soham December 9, 2008

Killing Orphans

A euphemism for sex, which is handy if you want to speak in code or around people your age who accept killing orphans as a legitimate pastime. It is also useful because of its broad applications and versatility, the speed of sex, the speed of the orphan killings, the type of sex, stabbing, shooting or probing, etc., etc.

Killing Orphans: A euphemism or code for sex, used to talk about various sex stuff while people are around
(to friend when people are around): Oh boy I can't wait to kill some orphans tonight...
(talking about someones sexual exploits in code): Did you hear about Brennan? he killed before and he is planning to kill again!!

by qwertyuippoiuytrewq February 11, 2022

Orphan Toss

v. - When you dunk only a single ball into a girl's mouth. Also known as "The Half-Teabag."

n. - From the Oliver Twist quote, "May I have some more please?" This word connotes the man asking the woman for a second lay right after the first and is usually given to the man in pity on the woman's part.

Last night, instead of teabagging, I Orphan Tossed her.

She felt bad for me, so she gave me the Orphan Toss.

by doggod7756 January 24, 2010