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Title of the 110th Mayor of the City of New York.

Mayor Turkey has a rat problem in the brownstone he owns in Brooklyn.

Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.

by THC419 August 4, 2024

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

the mayor

sex trafficker

the mayor is here Business to attend to

by roofie bitches June 20, 2024

singing a duet with the mayor

To miss a person real or fictional

"I miss them so much I'm singing a duet with the mayor!"

by Dale Horgan September 2, 2021

Super Mayor

A title self-declared by Tiffany Henyard to describe her successful term as mayor of the suburban village of Dolton, Illinois.

"My water bill is too high and my small business is sinking" - helpless civilian
"Don't Worry, I, your Super Mayor, will lower future bills and keep small businesses afloat!" - Tiffany Henyard

by tiffanyhenyard#1fan March 26, 2024

Chicago Mayor

There it is! THERE it is! He says it out loud!

Hym "Chicago Mayor says his kids are more important than everyone else! You hear that folks? Parental Dictatorship! We live for them and their fuck trophies! Can't pay your bills? Doesn't matter. 'My kids have soccer practice!' Robbed out of a billion dollars? 'Shouldn't have given more of a shit about my mongrel kids!' We live to be harvested by fat-cock Parental Dictatorship!"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

Based Black Guy Mayor

Term describing black American mayors. These mayors have a reputation for actually trying to clean up their cities, and make them safe for human habitation. As opposed to white, usually liberal mayors who tend to be more permissive on petty crime.

Rando: “Why would you vote for Eric Adams?”

New Yorker: “He’s my favorite Based Black Guy Mayor”

by ironhippo July 27, 2023