While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulation of the external anal sphincter. Often used as a greeting or to finalize an agreement.
Failure to provide or rejecting of said stimulation is considered rude or uncouth.
Origin: (Old English) It is believed that the oral stimulation of the anal sphincter was first done by warriors who greeted each other to show that they had no hidden weapons.
Failure to provide or rejecting of said stimulation is considered rude or uncouth.
Origin: (Old English) It is believed that the oral stimulation of the anal sphincter was first done by warriors who greeted each other to show that they had no hidden weapons.
Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
by Paradox-Machine November 27, 2017
Get the Tinder Handshakemug. The act of swiping your butt crack after you have farted or taken a shit and wiping it on someone's face.
by B.C. Jimmy August 7, 2010
Get the Swiss Handshakemug. Grabbing a man's penis thru his pants. Usually done upon a first meeting as a tactic to cut right to the chase to get sexual. Can be done by men or women.
by thouartgod October 6, 2010
Get the Avi Handshakemug. The act of jerking off with a piece of kale between your hand and your woodie to prevent direct interaction with red meat.
The young hipster yelled "who dat" to impress his friends in the other room while giving himself a vegan handshake.
by YardSaleP*ssy January 16, 2015
Get the vegan handshakemug. When a woman does not want to have sex, so instead she gives a half-assed handjob so the guy will back off.
Bob: Hey John, how’re things going?
John: Not great...I haven’t laid pipe in months! This dry-spell sucks! I’d even settle for a Lisi Handshake at this point!!
John: Not great...I haven’t laid pipe in months! This dry-spell sucks! I’d even settle for a Lisi Handshake at this point!!
by Jack Prot December 4, 2018
Get the Lisi Handshakemug. The awkward moment when one person attempts to shake hands when the other person offers a high five or fist bump instead.
by awesometimefuntown May 3, 2016
Get the interracial handshakemug. by KitsuMomochi February 23, 2011
Get the Husky Handshakemug.