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Backseat Handshake

She must have been ready to go because when I got there she just greeted me with the ol' backseat handshake.
by aaronjaymus May 27, 2010
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Swiss Handshake

The act of swiping your butt crack after you have farted or taken a shit and wiping it on someone's face.
Hey, Marty, I just gave that guy a Swiss Handshake.
by B.C. Jimmy August 7, 2010
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Husky Handshake

When someone gropes your balls semi-roughly to replace a stranded handshake.
When I first met them, they gave me a Husky Handshake.
by KitsuMomochi February 23, 2011
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Cock Handshake

The "cock handshake" is how the modern man introduces himself to a woman online. When men no longer rely on their wit and personality to woo a woman and succumbs to just showing her a picture of his cock to say hello!

A "cock handshake" is when a man has been sexually stimulated by the thought of a possible meeting with a woman and the bloodflow to his head is severly redirected to his penis and has left him forgetful of his native language. In this moment, it is in his mind, completely rational to introduce himself to said woman, by showing her his erection.
Hi I am a single white female seeking a nice, fun loving man to share some quality time with. Send me an email with a picture and let's see if we have a match.

Response: Picture of a cock "cock handshake"
by aimme dudevant July 4, 2012
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interracial handshake

The awkward moment when one person attempts to shake hands when the other person offers a high five or fist bump instead.
I'm sorry for the interracial handshake, let's try that again.
by awesometimefuntown May 3, 2016
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Lisi Handshake

When a woman does not want to have sex, so instead she gives a half-assed handjob so the guy will back off.
Bob: Hey John, how’re things going?

John: Not great...I haven’t laid pipe in months! This dry-spell sucks! I’d even settle for a Lisi Handshake at this point!!
by Jack Prot December 4, 2018
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vegan handshake

The act of jerking off with a piece of kale between your hand and your woodie to prevent direct interaction with red meat.
The young hipster yelled "who dat" to impress his friends in the other room while giving himself a vegan handshake.
by YardSaleP*ssy January 16, 2015
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