Goomba

A short individual which is mentally/physically disabled. A goomba is a short enemy from Mario that is weak.

The goomba over there has never grew an inch.

by toeman98 June 19, 2019

Goomba

A worthless piece of shit person, only good for getting stomped on / kicked or hit with shit.

"Yeah, you're friends a useless fucking goomba who keeps dodging his child support payments."

by Brendan Preemdarts June 16, 2025

Goomba

A thick woman of color.

“Damn that girl is hot! Just gotta stomp out that Goomba first.” “Nah man, I’ll take her. You know I love Goombas!”

by chefdatboyardee December 2, 2024

Goomba

Goomba. A Mario character. if you’re wanting to know what a “Goomba” with an “h” is DO NOT SEARCH IT

Mario stomped on a ‘Goomba’

by Mario number #1 August 11, 2022

Goomba

A name Ken Carson, a member of the rap collective opium is commonly referred to as.

"yo dude, have you heard the new song Goomba released last night?"

"yea, it went harder den a mug"

by undergroundhiphoprobot January 5, 2023

goomba

Apartheid-era ghetto slang term used by black South Africans to refer to a van, a "Hippo" armored personnel carrier, or other vehicle of the South African National Police (or South African Defense Force) -- most especially in connection with "goombas" used to support white police seizing and terrorizing blacks. Also, often a term used by blacks to refer to the police themselves.

"Watch out! There is goomba coming up the road. You should get off the street."

by Listener JWG December 31, 2020

Goomba

Another term for psilocybin cubensis mushroom(s); the small animated character resembling a golden brown mushroom in Mario Brothers™.

Did you get any goombas for the festival this weekend?

by GiveEmTheRazzleDazzle October 17, 2017