feed the pony

lesbian sex

Sally feeds the pony

by Chopster December 14, 2002

Feed the beast

To eat a lot of lean protein and carbs after a long session of weight lifting. You need the fuel to replenish muscle and curb your hunger.

The beast in question is let loose during the workout, so you need to feed it during the rest of the day.

Daniel was hungry after bench pressing for an hour straight, so he came home and had to feed the beast with a footlong chicken breast double meat on wheat from subway.

by bodybuilder45678 August 31, 2010

Feed the Owl

To have sex, perform sexual intercourse.

Girl: "It's been so long since I've had sex there's probably cobwebs and a barn owl living up in there"
Friend: "Man, you better feed the owl"
Girl: "No... HE better feed that owl!"

by JudyBootyBigPants October 11, 2006

feed the devil

the act of taking a crap.

excuse me guys but holy of unholy its time to fill the bowl and feed the devil.

by Bob Oso April 8, 2006

feed the chooks

To masterbate, without giving it away so easily

i'll be back soon, i've just got to go and feed the chooks

by Megasaxon December 28, 2005

feed the machine

The act of putting calories in your body, usaully through food or drink, after you get done working out.

After a heavy day at the gym jason is going to feed the machine.

by ruggermatt36 June 27, 2011

feed the cats

Using feeding the cats as an excuse to leave and go masturbate at home

Hey ummm guys I gotta go home and feed the cats

by Dj damrow September 25, 2007