Colonial spring

A bout of warm, springlike weather toward the end of winter; the opposite of an Indian summer.

I think we ought to dub this period of unseasonably warm weather a 'Colonial spring' because:

1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.

by BornBlitzed February 24, 2017

colonial times

A hairstyle in which your hair is in a low ponytail. Just like how they wore it in colonial times.

I love having my hair in the colonial times!

by urmom69696969696969 February 27, 2024

Colonial

Stupid ass

oi Colonial Bank

by Badgal9294490202049 August 25, 2025

peters colony elementary

one of the best schools you’ll ever go to. Principals aren’t super nice but not mean, and all of the teachers are super nice. It’s also dual which means it’s has English & Spanish classes! It’s a very good school. It’s not cheap either !!

Do you go to peters colony elementary school? Hell yeah I do;)

by sKiNnEy pEnIs November 17, 2018

colonial feet

The act of making someone look for something you made up.

The measurements for this Aux cord are off. It must have been measured in colonial feet.

by Zerxzeo November 26, 2020

colonie hoes

Colonie hoes will cheat on their boyfriend, send nudes to other guys while they have a boyfriend, kiss other boys while they have a boyfriend, they talk to other boys while they have a boyfriend, which is also known as CHEATING. Cheating is what a typical colonie girl will do😕

Colonie hoes

by A random Colonie boy May 19, 2016

Colonial Mongar

Someone who obsesses over themselves too much and is too self-absorbed.

Ray was being such a goddamn colonial mongar.

by #1 mommy June 18, 2020