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white bicycle

Person 1:"Yo, light up the white bicycle!"
Person 2:"Fo sho!"
by SuperSonicX May 3, 2006
mugGet the white bicyclemug.

drunk as a bicycle

really drunk but still moving around... usually aimlessly. Just imagine riding a bike when you are really wasted not great fun. origins unclear but a rural expression
So he drank to much. Yeah, he was drunk as a bicycle.
by Fona June 1, 2005
mugGet the drunk as a bicyclemug.

bicycle shorts

Shorts that professional cyclists wear, usually made from spandex and/or lycra.

Also one of the reasons why I don't enter trialithons.
Bicycle shorts look queer, why can't cyclists wear "normal clothing."
by Rhambi January 4, 2009
mugGet the bicycle shortsmug.

Dick bicycle

When someone steals your bicycle seat so you eagerly pull out your quick release dildo and hope for a bumpy ride.
Person 1: "why are you in such a good mood?"

Person 2: "someone stole my saddle, so I got to use my dick bicycle!"
by Watermarlon September 2, 2016
mugGet the Dick bicyclemug.

french bicycle

A term used when both partners roll into a wheel while 69ing
There is no room to French bicycle in here we would roll into fucking everything
by Frenchmen99876 April 21, 2014
mugGet the french bicyclemug.

Bicycle Poser

1)Fake biker, a fraud...a biker wannabe

2)A person who owns a bike and visits a bunch of caffe's/clubs, with the purpose of being noticed...

3) Someone who owns several high end bikes and equipment but does nothing more than ride them around the block or in there basement no more than a handful of times a year.
" that Teresa sure is a Bicycle poser, She only rides her bikes and puts on her bike gear to look pretty but she sure does suck! (in more ways than one).
by Richard elephant February 27, 2013
mugGet the Bicycle Posermug.

bicycle faggot

-i love bo burnham!

-stfu bicycle faggot
by allahfucker September 16, 2022
mugGet the bicycle faggotmug.

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