vapor-hype

Massive marketing promotions for products & services not yet available, or even given an availability date by the providing organization.

"I hope the size of the new iPhone isn't vapor-hype. The last one didnt' really give us anything new."

by uni-marketer April 26, 2012

Vaporizing

Forced disintegration of a person for doing something completely and utterly stupid or idiotic without any regard for other human or animal life like speeding recklessly, cutting off drivers and causing possible harm to others.

Dumbass driver, if I could I would be vaporizing your ass in a second, gone forever, not missed by anyone

by aptpitbull92563 June 27, 2020

Columbian Vaporizer

When your mate puts cocaine in their butt Crack and farts it into your face while you take a deep snort.

Bro! Debbie with the tattoos gave me a Columbian Vaporizer lastnight! The coke was top notch, but smelled kinda like shit. Got high as fuck though!

by Toner-D-Boner May 22, 2025

vapor goal

A goal that ist more talked about than actually doing something for it. It is similar vaporware in the games, software and film industry.

A: I will make these self improvement courses to becomes a millionaire and than I will get all the girls. B: Bro that's a vapor goal! Do you you really work for it? I just see you talking and thinking about it!

by WannabeNeologist February 19, 2023

Stoner Vaporizer

It is a makeshift Vaporizer that consists of a normal bong and a blow dryer (hair dryer).

You pack your substance into the bong like normal, but instead of using a lighter, you use the blow dryer to "vaporize" the substance.

This is normally used when a stoner watches Manswers and realizes that the best way to get high is through vaporizer, but is to broke for a real vaporizer.

My, Stoner Vaporizer rips like a beat... I was as higher then i have ever been!!

by Go Google It! November 17, 2010

swamp vapor

when the fart stink so bad it's not passing gas anymore, it's the most horrendous odor to ever exist and entering the atmosphere.

guy 1: dude did you just pass gas?
guy2: no, bro.. that was swamp vapor.

by notswampvaporguy April 3, 2023

Vaporizer

Having anal sex with Vicks vapo-rub when you're out of lube.

I ran out of KY jelly so I gave my wife a vaporizer. Our privates smell like Newports.

by Area 2, A crew December 9, 2017