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val's cousin

the coolest most awesomest discordian to ever exist in the world. stayed in a vc for 94 days for grail juice wrld song "no hands" and was a top 50 trovian before his untimely ban.
by xignotic April 14, 2025
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rumer and val

Rumer and Val are two names for people who are clumsy, weird, different but still know how to have fun.
Mackenzie: "Hey, who are those people?"
Samantha: "I think their names are Rumer and Val."
by Rv1624 March 14, 2017
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Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley

An expression used to denote someone who is acting lame at the moment. Something that a Southern California girl would say especially back in the 1980s. This was made popular by the Shirley the Loon character in the cartoon Tiny Toon Adventures.
Person #1- We should just have fun today.
Person #2- *smirks*...OK (whatever)....*smirks*
Person #1- Jaimie don't be like that.. Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley. Like that's totally lame.
by TheSouthernOracle November 26, 2020
mugGet the Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-leymug.

Val

Valerie is a sweet caring friend who loves to make her friends laugh. She will spend hours talking with you and will always be there for you! She is talented and a hard worker. She is beautiful and fairly popular, also not afraid to hurt you if necessary!
Caleb: Hey, do you know Val?
Me: Yeah she is rping peppa pig with me
Caleb: oh
by Teddy~Bear April 15, 2020
mugGet the Valmug.

Doing a Val

When a girl goes along with the flow just cuz "we're friends" or "I took pity". Eventually ending up in a situation where its awkward for everyone.
Sam is doing a Val and dating a 30-year-old again.
by TrashyKing July 4, 2021
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Val

The biggest fucking pussy you will ever meet. This kid starts crying if it’s too breezy our. He claims to be a Russian but he’d never touch a drop of liquor in his entire life. Needless to say, you wanna be friends with this kid cause of someone insults him, well make sure you can do like the song pumped up kicks and “run faster then his bullets.” He must be a wizard, cause despite the fact that he a total loser, HE GETS MORE PUSSY IN A WEEK THEN YOU DO YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.
Anyone: Val, your such a fag. Suck my dick loser
Val: reaches in locker, *click click* what was that?
by Holland Faggot May 10, 2019
mugGet the Valmug.

The Val Pinch

Where you put on finger in the anus and one in the vagina and proceede to 'pinch' the thin membrane separating both areas of the Woman's genitals
I want to use the Val pinch on you tonight
by The True English April 11, 2024
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