twisty

a dick knot

guy 1:i put my dick in a twisty last night
guy 2:I tried but i could never do it.my dick is to short
guy 1:bummer

by zandasun May 7, 2016

Twistie spritzer

Modern twist on a traditional spritzer. 1/4 old off white wine, 3/4 ice and ginger beer

A Sundays afternoon beverage to be used in replacement of traditional pimms.Twistie spritzer originates from Gordon Park Brisbane this delicious beverage provides a refreshing and sophisticated use of any old stash of white wine mixed with ginger beer.

by Mixing geniuses January 19, 2013

Orange mc twisty mc twist

“Orange mc twisty mc twist”

The one person in Iballistic squids comment section with the randomest name ever

Shout out to Orange mc twisty mc twist

Every time u say “ orange mc twisty mc twist” stampy will spin around in a circle and say

“Orange mc twisty mc twist,

Orange mc twisty mc twist,

Orange mc twisty mc twist”
Try it next time he’s live 😉
Btw if ur confused this is from iballistic squids YouTube channel

“Mincraft Xbox - Island Of Eden - Orange Mctwisty Mctwist! (9)” :)

“Orange Mc twisty Mc Twist, I see you watching this Videoooo”

“Hey stampy”
“What?”
“Orange mc twisty mc twist”
* stampy spinning around*

“Orange mc twisty mc twist,
Orange mc twisty mc twist,
Orange mc twisty mc twist”

Your welcome stampy and squid fans 😌

by Madman Max March 4, 2022

Twisties

When you're so wrecked over the job you have to do that it's literally making you sick and you can't get yourself to do it.

I told my boss I'd be late with the project because I got the twisties.

by Ocean Ocean Ocean July 30, 2021

Twisty Buckle

A twisty Buckle is when a woman grabs a man's entire package and twists it 180 degrees to the right during a make-out sesh under the bleachers at a County Fair while the song "she thinks my tractor's sexy" plays in the background.

Ah man, dju hear Jed scream when Suzie gave'm that dang'ol twisty Buckle again?!

by WordsHoleWisdom February 28, 2018

Twisty Guy

That thingy you can't quite remember (While on Phycotropic Medications) the name of that when you twist it gives you warm and cold H2O...

Random PH D Visitor: Do u mind if I use you Twisty Guy to wash my hands real quick???

You: Sure (WTF) Hey did they bump up ur meds??? O__0

by SoN-</18 August 27, 2018

testie twisties

the action of grabbing ones testicular area and clenching them a slight bit too hard causing what some call a “male period” :)

“Fuck you ill twist ur testicular region”
testie twisties fo lyfe twin

by glittertitssss August 23, 2025