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The Flaming Turtle

When a woman is giving a man oral sex and mid-way through his penis decides to roll back into his body and form a vagina. Then the woman proceeds to put on a strap-on penis and fucks him in the vagina. She stretches his penis from the inside and when it comes back out it is very red and fat. The man then choke fucks her in the mouth until he climaxes and when he does he pushes her head so far on his dick that cum shoots out of her nose and maybe her eye.
I was at my grandma's house and we were drinking tea while watching the news. I looked at her and said, "Hey Grandma." and she replied, "Yes?". "Do you want to do the flaming turtle?". She immediately bent over and sucked me off.
by quasdn December 22, 2016
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an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.
shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.
by shnarf May 26, 2008
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find the ninja turtle

The act of purchasing a baby turtle, naming it after a ninja turtle (Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, or Michelangelo), and placing it in either the anal or vaginal cavity of a female without her male companion knowing, and then having him blind folded search the cavities with only his tongue until the ninja turtle is found.
Friend 1: What were they doing at the pet store yesterday?
Friend 2: I think they were looking for the supplies to play "Find the Ninja Turtle."
by longhorned-mongoose December 29, 2010
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Turtle in the weeds

When a male spends decades without trimming pubic hair, and his small member becomes engulfed by the pubes, resulting in the appearance of a "turtle in the weeds"
Shaun " Dude I did some manscaping this weekend and could have filled up a five gallon bucket with all the hair"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"
by SumDumSumBitch November 25, 2020
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Turtle in the Pool

Chris: man Dean left a turtle in the pool this morning
by SuperJuice! March 22, 2009
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Total turtle under the legs

That bump to first class was a total turtle under the legs.
by WlydeO January 14, 2020
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help a turtle cross the road

Finally going to take a shit after turtling the poo. The act of defecating. To expel feces from ones body.
Wow I'm glad i was able to help a turtle cross the road. taking a poop I just helped the biggest turtle cross the road I feel so much better.
by KaunArtist September 8, 2011
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