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Tragedy + Time = Comedy

An internet equation. It expresses how tragedy will always be funny after time passes.
Dude! 9/11 is fucking hilarious!

Hey, 3,000 people died that day.

Well you know, Tragedy + Time = Comedy.
by anonymous September 10, 2023
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when tragedy can't describe

Someone's life is now ruined by a bad monent.
when tragedy can't describe
by xdr5t3evq3q September 17, 2023
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Egyptian Tragedy

The act of fucking a charred orange covered in salt until it completely disintegrates. The orange has to be charred in order for it to be an Egyptian Tragedy, aswell as the orange, which has to be from a farmer in China named "Louis", it can be any Louis, as long as they farm oranges. You have to be in a state of melancholy in the act. The salt has to be from the Salzbergwerk in Berchtesgaden.

This criteria is mandatory
The orange has to be powdered and from China
And HAVE to be from someone named Louis
If the farmer isnt named Louis, this is not an Egyptian Tragedy
jimfarticle: Yo, i tried the Egyptian Tragedy challenge, and it was eye opening. It was unlike anything ive ever had before
marcos: what the fuck is that
by Marcusmastur February 8, 2024
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Tragedy

Some may define "Tragedy" as either Shakesphere, losing your car keys, or losing a loved one. A true tragedy is being born on April 1st. Indeed there is nothing sadder than being forced to suffer through 2 special days at once.
I was born on April 1st and I gotta say my life has been nothing but a Tragedy
by h2ka March 1, 2024
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Shower tragedy

what happens in shower stays in shower.
A: have you seen Robert recently?
B: no, why?
A: He looked like someone who's had shower tragedy.
B: Oh, damn, that must've hurt.
by thelegendtwentyeven June 8, 2022
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Tragedy

The opposite of strategy is not the absence of strategy, rather it is tragedy such that ways are found of using available means to achieve undesirable ends. People use what they have to get what they don’t want or arrive where they don’t want to be or shape a future they didn’t want. When all the available means necessary to accomplish something good are used to accomplish something bad, this is tragic, not strategic.
That’s not a strategy, it’s a tragedy.
by Dr Max July 2, 2022
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Greek Tragedy

That date was a Greek Tragedy. I was pounding her in the brown-eye and she shit all over me, the bed, the dog…
by Kodiak0794 January 31, 2026
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