Tim

100% Grade A, Cage-free, man meat. The biggest stud on the block whose cock makes angels weep.

Before they invented a pimpslap they called it a Tim.

Desiree: Be rough with me!
Alex: Don't make me give you a Tim!

by Severusoul January 23, 2021

Tim

Tim is someone who you will fall utterly and completely in love with when you meet him. He’s the most sweetest guy ever and will drop everything to do anything you want. He loves you for you and is dorky, but in a very cute way. He’s usually tall and built broad. He’s very handsome and when you fall in love with him everyone else’s attractiveness just drifts away. You don’t even notice them anymore because he’s the only one you want.

“Tim was cracking me up today.”
“Why was that?”
“He was acting so dorky!”
“Oh I love when he’s dorky! It’s so cute!”

by Hiscoxlong June 16, 2020

Timmed

To be unwillingly violently slapped in the face by a throbbing cock.

Dude here's a napkin it looks like someone Timmed you.

by Maddmunkey October 21, 2015

Tim

a word you’d use after saying “fuck no” to emphasize how much you don’t want to do whatever your responding to.

dude: aye I’m a 15 year old rapper from STL, give me a chance and check out my soundcloud. 🙏🏾

other dude: fuck no tim

by yeahaight October 23, 2019

On tims

To swear something on Timberland’s boots

Jake: on god? Nah I put that on tims

by Ontims September 15, 2020

Tim

A nice guy. He will try to be your friend. If you are rude, he will keep trying. He will give up and avoid you after that. Has been through a lot, but doesn't show it. You are truly lucky to have him, and if you break up with him, he will remember you for months, and often makes inappropriate jokes to hide his sadness. He's very loyal. His love is always genuine. Some days, he may push you to the side, but he will realize that and try to make it up.

Man, I dont think Tim can take another break-up. He's just such a great guy.

by henlo is me February 7, 2018

Tim

A weasel hybrid possum nigga who likes to beat people up to make his skinny ass feel better about himself and that boi Tim has at least dated 8 of your friends. Legend says he switches hoes like a tv channel

Person 1: you know Tim?
Annie:hell yeah I dated him

Another hoe: me too!
Another pussy:his dick was 3 inches!

by TheChigga137 November 12, 2018