dat table is a place where a schediophillic fujoshi, weaboo-lesbian, pasta-lover weaboo, asexual neutrality , and a schediophillic hacker meet every reccess.
by tat.-.cat May 14, 2017
A Pooch table is any four legged table that is extremely sturdy, yet has at least one leg shorter than the others, resulting in a rickety, wobbly table that can hold some weight and not fall down.
by Crussty3D December 21, 2021
Look at that table spinner
by Big fat hard on September 22, 2020
The table at school/work that include all the people rejected from other groups. Often mocked and the only table which has no competition to obtain.
Darren: Shall we sit over there
Karen: No, that's reject table
Darren: Shouldn't you be over there then?
*Parr point to Darren*
Karen: No, that's reject table
Darren: Shouldn't you be over there then?
*Parr point to Darren*
by Bedford Bible Basher October 26, 2014
The one person that must take all trays and trash at the lunch table for the day, week, or possibly month. Rocks-paper-scissor-shoot, a starring contest, or thumb wrestling (all best two out of three) between two people will decide the table bitch. These two people are either voted to face each other or one can challenge another. After they battle they are exempt from the next table bitch battle. If the loser decides not to do his job then he is kicked out of the table.
Example 1
Kuehl - Wow, Ricky and Ian are battling it out for table bitch today.
Trevor - Yea I know, I hope its Ricky.
Example 2
James - Who's the table bitch today?
Karsten - I don't know but I got a shit load of trash for him to take.
Kuehl - Wow, Ricky and Ian are battling it out for table bitch today.
Trevor - Yea I know, I hope its Ricky.
Example 2
James - Who's the table bitch today?
Karsten - I don't know but I got a shit load of trash for him to take.
by Kuehl March 20, 2007
A line from The Hangover which has become a commonly used slogan by the movie's fans. The line is spoken by Zach Galifianakis' character when he uses the baby's arm to pantomime masturbation. The phrase need not be used in context; it possesses a non-sequitur, esoteric quality similar to "Free Bird!"
by Phatasmagoria July 02, 2009
An expression to describe someone who is willing to risk or gamble with extreme consequences should they lose.
"You better be careful before you put your balls on the table."
Man 1: Ok, I'm all in.
Man 2: Shiiit, me too.
Man 3: I see the balls are on the table tonight.
Man 1: Ok, I'm all in.
Man 2: Shiiit, me too.
Man 3: I see the balls are on the table tonight.
by cousinitt April 07, 2010